Gosselin vs. Lohan: Who'd You Rather?!

C. Shoot myself

I'd rather pick up dog sh** in the backyard!! They are both
a disgrace!

Rather what?
Kick off a cliff? It's a toss (pun intended).

Where's the "Neither" option?

They both make my skin crawl. Yuck I feel like vomiting!

eeeewwwwwwwwww why do we never get a none of the above selection
just asking

You guys forgot the 3rd & 4th options:
Neither
and
I'd rather poke my eyes out with a rusty fork

I would rather stick pins in my eyes than be with either of these horrible excuses for men and fathers.

eatin gay a$$2 get his SS on faster than the money HO went bing2 bong.In other words his is kissing gay A$$2save his a$$.Thats not human rights..thats a44 kissin~SS.He`s a girly wurly tissy NOW KI$$ DHAT FLAME N A$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Sorry that was just an insult to the swine flu

With that question, celibacy is sounding pretty good.

Gross!

NEITHER!!! They are both disgusting pieces of crap!

Gosh it's such a sad day on earth when a question is posed on who'd you rather between 2 of the most lame men/bad dads on the planet. Jon is such a d-bag. If he wants to be a celeb, maybe his first stop should be Celeb Fit Club and then (a new show) Personality 101. But those may not even help this guy out. :) truth hurts

This is ridiculous. Is everyone at TMZ off for the holiday?