Gosselin vs. Lohan: Who'd You Rather?!

WHYYYYY do you never put a "neither" option!!! That would be alot funnier

You should have had "Neither" as a choice. Both are fame whore bitches.

I would rather be tipped over inside a locked Port-A-Potty at a Chili Cook Off than sleep with either of these inglorious douchebags. Seriously.

Ugg I think I just threw up a little in my mouth..blaaaaa.....which one are you serious TMZ???? Where is my option for NEITHER..or COLD DAY IN HELL button!!

On another note...Chef Kooky..made that lovely salad with cranberries, walnuts, bluecheese and balsamic dressing...it was brilliant! thanks!

there isn't enough drugs or booze in the world to get me to even consider either one of these daddy pimp's.

Hey look 2 asholes, no waiting!

Michael Lohan is a FELON. If I were Kate, I would seek full custody. Jon is showing very poor parental judgment. Does he want the Gosselin children to turn out like Lindsay Lohan? Kate, call your lawyer.

I would allow the human race to die off if that was the only way to save it. I have a dog with a deformed penis. Really gross. Pretty sure he would win the contest.

TMZ when you ask to pick between two ass#% give us a third choose like nether

Weelcome to the worst parents (d-bags) of the world club!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitler...............Hows that Harvey!!! LOL

Death

No thanks, I just douched.

On all of these Who'd You Rather stories, you need at least one more option: Neither/Never in a Million Years.

Did Lohan's parole officer know he left the State of New York??? No one should have to pick between these two. Both are the worst examples of fatherhood.