College to Letterman: Don't Touch Our Interns!

1. First!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:18AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Simone (the real)

2. piece of crap dave its about time. only lib dem lefties that point at those they hate will never get what they deserve, but this is a start.

first

Posted at 1:21AM on Oct 13th 2009 by hahadave

3. Hey Dave, YOU CAN TOUCH MY INTERNS ANYDAY!!!

Posted at 1:26AM on Oct 13th 2009 by isa1isa2

4. ummm i doubt anyone who goes to quinnipiac university is smart enough to get an internship with david letterman...seems like a pathetic publicity attempt

Posted at 1:43AM on Oct 13th 2009 by girl

5. Oh yeah, DAVE can't keep his hands off THEM. *rolls eyes* You know those little gold diggers will be trying to grab his old man junk at every opportunity.

Posted at 1:59AM on Oct 13th 2009 by CriticAl

6. Lol, keeping them out of harms way? Thank goodness for that college protecting those intelligent adult women from having a consensual relationship!

Plus, I seriously doubt Dave will be doing this again after this fiasco.

Posted at 2:04AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Carl

7. Letterman, The typical Democrat, is a perfect example to the world, to anyone that has a brain as to who democrats really are. Phony, hypocritical idiots that want to tell others how to lead their lives, and all along are among the sleaziest and repugnant individuals that comprise our society. Anyone who listens and respects these low lifes, deserves all the misery that will ultimately be coming their way. If you have friends who are democrats, don't ever trust them. If you do, don't be surprised when they stab you in the back. It always happens because it's just in their nature. Just ask Letterman's wife. She got humiliated big time and he was still arrogant about it on his broadcast. These people are a disgusting bunch.

Posted at 2:15AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Democrats are evil

8. People who say "FIRST" all the time need jobs in the worst way.

Posted at 2:27AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Simone

9. to Democrats are evil

Gee thanks for your advice. I knew you were simple but I didn't know the rest of the world was.

Posted at 2:27AM on Oct 13th 2009 by gum

10. David Letterman is a pervert.

Posted at 2:29AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Paparazzo@frog.cc

11. The fact David is a democrat has nothing to do with the fact he is a cheater!!!!! There are a lot of pricks among the republicans too. In fact, I think there are even more cheaters, hypocrites and liars among the republicans than among the democrats.

Posted at 2:39AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Simone - number 1

12. "Due to recent circumstances we will have a discussion with those in charge of placing our interns at the David Letterman show in the future.

Would those be the recent circumstances that happened ten years ago?

Posted at 2:37AM on Oct 13th 2009 by MJ

13. Dave is very, very slick.

Posted at 2:40AM on Oct 13th 2009 by The Chick

14. What a lame a#s, chicken sh%t response from the college that was. They completely disrespected the intellectual capacity of their students. In a nutshell, they said that their young adult female students lacked the mental capacity to choose whether or not they should lie on their backs with their knees in the air when confronted with an opportunity to liaise with a celebrity. What a cheap shot that was. I, for one, have greater confidence in 20 year old's decision making than they do. Idiots.

Posted at 2:57AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Zach Swan

15. Kooky, are you jealous about me and Mrez golucki?????!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha.

Posted at 3:10AM on Oct 13th 2009 by Simone - number 1