Mary-Kate Plus 8 ... Pounds of Accessories
Sportin' a Nick Nolte mug shot weave, '70s nana shades, rosaries leftover from Madonna's 1985 Virgin tour, a scarf made out of the throw from "Roseanne's" couch, a handbag created by an arts and crafts class at day camp and her signature ginormous coffee drink, Mary-Kate Olsen emerged mostly upright in NYC on Monday.
If you put on that many heinous accouterments, you'd need 20 ounces of caffeine to lift your feeble bones too.
