Maria Shriver -- Look Matt, No Hands!
According to Matt Lauer, Maria Shriver finally moved out of the dangerous and illegal cell phone Dark Ages -- and texted him from her new "hands-free" device. This after her husband, Guv Arnold Schwarzenegger, promised "swift action" after seeing our footage of Maria illegally yapping away while driving in L.A.
Of course, she needed to use her hands to text -- let's just hope she wasn't driving when she did it.