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Richard Heene -- Check Out My Theme Songs!

10/20/2009 8:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Richard Heene was so committed to getting his own reality show, he even went so far as to come up with his theme music -- because every wacky amateur scientist/handyman needs good theme music.

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Heene worked with a guy named Smokey Miles (and Meson Music BMI) to compose theme songs in 2005 for two shows Heene cooked up -- "The Psyience Detective" and "The Contractor." And they are gems!

The first, which Richard played bass on, goes a little something like this:

Balloon boy"When you want to learn the mysteries of how things work
Weather, the planets, the whole universe.
Tune into the show, that's really effective
Watch Richard Heene -- Science Detective!
"

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we have "The Contractor":

"If you need it built or fixed,
There's just one man to pick ...
That's Richard Heene ... contractor
!"

Gotta admit -- they're kinda catchy.

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Kim    

Pitiful, just pitiful. But he wanted to be famous..? He's got it, and he's probably not liking it now that everyone's eating him alive... ha ha... good job TMZ.

1738 days ago
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mitch    

in the contractor one he says he is licensed in cal-i-for-nia.....doesnt he live in col-o-ra-do

1737 days ago
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