Durst vs. Green: Who'd You Rather?!

Thats a hard choice. I've seen Fred's sex video and he has a small winky. I imagine Tom's is bigger but he's looking like a bloated Jim Morrison. bleh.

16. Green only has one nut

Posted at 6:19PM on Oct 21st 2009 by Rob
-------------------------------------------------------------------and Durst has a needle D1ck

OH NO!! I voted for Fred Durst only because I figured nobody else would and I felt bad then I saw that MOST OF THE PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM??? Tom Green is cool! What the hell? Was this a poll of women or blind dudes who were 12 in 1998 and had anger issues? TOM GREEN SHOULD WIN!!!

Can Tom Green please just slink away for the rest of his/our life? even at the height of his "fame" he wasn't all that funny. For the love of God Tom, please go hide.

Ugh... neither. I don't want to see them do each other, either.

I will stick with BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend), thank you very much. He's always ready and able to deliver.

That's not a fair fight, Tom's only got one Testical. To be fair you should have least given him a handicap in the race (poll)

One-nut Tommy. He has to have less diseases than Fred Douched.

For some odd reason, you include Tom Green here which makes it seem as though at one time he actually had some sort of career. He's a classic case of a non-funny "never-was".

Didn't like both of their marriages last for one month?

Tom Green was famous for 30 seconds when he was married to Drew Barrymore for that one week. What a loser! Is he funny, NOT!

They are starting a new band. The other two members will be Kate and Jon Gosselin.

The band starts in November sometime. The name of the group is "Has Been Media Whore"