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Balloon Boy Sheriff -- I Turned Down Dr. Phil!

10/22/2009 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jim AlderdenThere's one man in the Balloon Boy saga who isn't a total media whore -- the Larimer County Sheriff claims he told Dr. Phil to kick rocks!

Sheriff Jim Alderden just posted a hilarious blog on the LCSO's website -- describing all the craziness he put up with in the wake of that little "spaceship balloon incident" ... and he didn't hold back.

In the blog, Alderden claims he was inundated with calls and emails from all sorts of "wing-nuts" -- some of whom called him "big mouthed," "fat" and "bald-headed."

Alderden quotes one person who wrote in just to criticize his American flag shirt -- saying " I will encourage any federal investigators working with you on the balloon boy case to charge you with crimes against the flag if that shirt is worn again."

Jim fared better with the Finnish -- one foreign fan telling him "you are good looking, a 'real man' ... you have a sense of humor when you tell the story." Alderden replied, "I might be moving to a Scandinavian country at the end of my term."

But the best call came in from a guy who claimed he had proof Hillary Clinton was an alien. The Sheriff's reply -- "At least that caller had some credibility."

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31.

The Doc Is In    

Hey #25 - You should try gogle maps before you consider Ft Collins to be bumf*k nowhere. THe place is not small

1771 days ago
32.

nicole    

Dr. phil is a man just making money don't hate white boy.

1771 days ago
33.

Bonedigger    

I'll bet he (Richard) grew-up in an abusive home and had his @$$ kicked quite often by daddy (if he was even around) or momma's boyfriend.

He doesn't appear to be a very tall/big fellow and no-doubt has a complex about that as well. This dude is a ticking bomb, a keg of powder just waiting to go off. Probably has some serious BO...

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/20/balloon-boy-dad-richard-heene-violence-gun-probation/7#comments#ixzz0Un31SSFr

1771 days ago
34.

Pink Blonde    

Hey, #34! Honey, get a life.

1770 days ago
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