Being J.Lo's Husband Is the Pits

1. Maybe he should consider a wife beater...

Posted at 3:15PM on Oct 26th 2009 by Mimi

2. ENOUGH WITH THEM.
Attention whores

Posted at 3:16PM on Oct 26th 2009 by FO REAL

3.

Mark,

Dude, you need some botox shots, I hear that helps with excess sweating. I hope that’s not a silk shirt! Love you anyway Mark, sweat and all.

Posted at 3:16PM on Oct 26th 2009 by WillOTheWisp

4.

I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi


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Posted at 3:21PM on Oct 26th 2009 by KOOKY SUAVE

5. Gross! Wonder if his nether regions are sweating just as profusouly. She is hot. He is a sweaty pig.

Posted at 3:24PM on Oct 26th 2009 by Antonio

6. Its J-Ho and Grease-Bo..........

Posted at 3:25PM on Oct 26th 2009 by Mikey

7. I thought self-indulgent and highly over-rated celebrities had minions to check their pits before they step on the red carpet.

Posted at 3:27PM on Oct 26th 2009 by Jack

8. Seriously, who goes to a football game looking like that?? A little over dressed I would say!! It was obviously quite hot in Miami.....ever heard of wearing something sleeveless or short sleeves?? Not very bright!!

Posted at 3:40PM on Oct 26th 2009 by Shelly

9. If I live to be 200 years old, I will never understand WHAT this woman sees in him! There is not one thing about him that makes me go weak in the knees.

But... she must like him, I thought she would have flown the coop by now. He is gross. To go from Ben to THAT?

Posted at 3:59PM on Oct 26th 2009 by snaps

10. ever heard of antiperspirant? ewwwwwwwww.

Posted at 3:57PM on Oct 26th 2009 by lindsay

11. Mark... $5.99 at Walmart, Kmart, Rite Aid.... Certain Dri deodorant. Well worth the investment!!

Posted at 3:35PM on Oct 26th 2009 by April

12. LMFAO!!

SWEAT MUCH?

Posted at 3:39PM on Oct 26th 2009 by nikia

13. HE DIDNT PUT ON MUCH antiperspirant DIDDY... DIDDY? LMAOOOO

Posted at 3:40PM on Oct 26th 2009 by nikia

14. its left over sweat from using crack.....these two cokroaches need to go away...shes a skank...hes a druggie and have two ugly bratz they think are cute...cute is Angelinas twins.....julia roberts twins....but as far a the j-ho twins...they look cracked out..circle under their eyes...just like crackhead daddy!

Posted at 3:47PM on Oct 26th 2009 by wno care about j-ho anymore...shes so 90's

15. Ever since she married him, her career went downhill.

Posted at 3:42PM on Oct 26th 2009 by abby