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There Was a Kate Gosselin Who Lived in a Shoe...

10/26/2009 4:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Mother Goose has officially been roped into the war between "Jon & Kate" -- because Jon Gosselin's attorney just busted out some lines from a nursery rhyme to insult Kate outside of today's hearing.



According to Jon's lawyer, Kate is "like the old lady who lived in a shoe" ... but really lives in a glass house or something.

Good luck following the logic.

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Bonnie    



Am happy to see John's attorney is every bit the idiot he is.
That said, this family marks the first time how the reality of family court plays out. Next on the agenda? Parental alienation. See FamilyLawCourts.com. It's coming.

1738 days ago
17.

KKK    

Shame on you Kate. You are a disgrace to woman and mothers everywhere. Its a JOINT account you nasty witch but you had to get your claws in it all didn't you. How do you feel that your kids HATE YOUR AS@

1738 days ago
18.

Veronica    

Jon and his lawyer are both idiots!

1738 days ago
19.

LaClaire    

Ok, I'll admit...I laughed.

This guy seriously wants a little camera time and 15 minutes of fame.

"What? She's not here?" ~feigned look of disbelief..stop walking...look of shock~ "She's not here? How do you know this? I would seriously be shocked if she weren't here."
~begin monologue of nonsensical talk to stall for more camera time~

1738 days ago
20.

TEAMBRANCA    

The show was edited and anyway Jon has been the one who dragged this into the public eye, cheating with the teacher, going public about the marriage being long over, taking up with the babysitter,the Star reporter and Hailey Glassman. Going to the hamptons, angling for a new show with Michael Lohan of all people, hosting Vegas gigs parties for people in their early twenties. Kate has been reasonably classy and measured with her response. I wish her success.


DOG SAID IT BEST - The only person douchier than Jon Gosselin? His attorney.


1738 days ago
21.

KOOKY SUAVE    

OBOE

Oboe, double-reed wind instrument with a wood body and narrow conical bore. The oboe was invented in the 17th century by the French musicians Jean Hotteterre and Michel Philidor, who modified the louder shawm (the prevailing double-reed instrument) for indoor use. Their oboe, called hautbois (French for “high, or loud, wood”), had a narrower bore than the shawm's, a body in three sections instead of one, and a smaller reed grasped near its tip by the player's lips (on a shawm the mouth encloses the entire reed, with the lips resting on a wooden disk at the base of the reed). By 1700 most orchestras included a pair of oboes. Early oboes had seven finger-holes and two keys; by the 1700s four-keyed models were also in use. In the 1800s additional keys were added, reaching 15 or more, and the bore and sound holes were redesigned. Oboes of the French school (played in most countries today) have a very narrow bore and a penetrating, focused sound. Those of the German school (also played in Vienna and Vienna-influenced countries) have a wider bore and a more easily blending sound. The range of the modern oboe extends two and one-half octaves upward from the B below middle C.

1738 days ago
22.

Sonya    

Jon Gosselin is a prick and an idiot. Annnnd he's got LOTS of karma comin his way. WATCH OUT SUCKA!

1738 days ago
23.

tink11    

Can Jon even speak for himself? Oh wait, he let's his "not allowed to be practicing in PA" attorney speak for him. Which THAT makes him more of a tool, because he is putting trust in an attorney that is a moron!

Jon reminds me of the "Little Boy that cried Wolf" story.. Give it up Jon, you took the money(gee according to your interview on Larry King Live, you didn't take it),YOU put it back, no more parties, druggs, gifts for your girl, NOTHING. Get off of tv, I think everyone is tired of hearing about your boo hoo stories, and whenever you open your mouth lies come out.

1738 days ago
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TEAMBRANCA    

Mrs. D

You are uninformed. Kate has always managed the household finances and when they separated they BOTH agreed that this would continue. She did not pillage the account and take 'paychecks'

1738 days ago
25.

Cloris    

Just when I start to think that Jon can't look any worse, something like this comes along.

Does he just automatically attract dirt?

1738 days ago
26.

TEAMBRANCA    

Kate is not the evil one here. Clearly the marriage is over. Dissolute it classily and according to the law and rules arbitrated. A loser douche for a husband can turn any new mother, much less of multiples, into a controller. Otherwise all hell breaks loose and you live in a pigsty.

Kate should be free of that douche. Fly free Kate. I will watch your show for the time being. You need to start saving money.

Jon go get another job YOUR CONTRACT WITH TLC DOESN'T PROHIBIT YOU FROM TAKING A NORMAL JOB LIKE IN YOUR 'FIELD' IT. You just can't to TV...sorry you are no TV star.

Team Kate

1738 days ago
27.

dd    

So now he lets other men insult his wife and the mother of his children? Something is seriously wrong with that man, oh and when did she become an "old lady"?

1738 days ago
28.

TEAMBRANCA    


This "lawyer" is a joke.

1738 days ago
29.

Lucy    

I for one will be glad when all this divorce media coverage is over! Then maybe this family can get out of the spotlight and live normal lives, with equal visitations rights, with their children.

1738 days ago
30.

Marie    

mr lawyer dude stop running your mouth dude!!! Thats the mother of your clients children have some respect! Jon IS seeking revenge he's said it right out!

1738 days ago
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