The Paris Chain Saw Massacre

1. FIRST !!!!!

Posted at 12:38AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by keith

2. Sadly, out "wonky" eyed daughter Paris is a cocaine addled drunken sperm burping gutter slut.
Our entire family prayed she would commit suicide while incarcerated last year.
On behalf of the Hilton family, we apologize. Who knew "Nicky" would be the smart one, hard to believe.

Sincerely,

Rick Hilton

Posted at 12:38AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Rick Hilton

3. Not to be concerned Paris. Ricky loves you, he's just jealous.
Just like any other Twit that post negative of you.

Posted at 12:58AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Conrad2010

4. Sorry, this video didn't survive either. It's currently not available. Thanks a lot because i really wanted to see Paris Hilton get scared. It was the highlight of my day (not really). BUT STILL.

Posted at 3:35AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by veronica

5. Which is it Larry or Rick Hilton? Is there a Larry Hilton?
Oh well, whatever.
First off, typing in all caps is bad net etiquette.
Second: Posting as you did as a Hilton family member is all so bad etiquette.
There are Millions of people doing as Paris does only she seems to get the head lines doing so.
You fail to mention all the good charity work she does, though this never seems to makes the news.
So maybe you don't know about this part of her life. We all have skeletons in our closets do we not....
My view is this. God says; Judge not lest thee be judged. Tread w/ caution.

Posted at 5:12AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Conrad2010

6. I think it's so funny when all of the "good religious people" stick up for Paris haha.

Posted at 10:33AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Dawn

7. Please Harvey, is this really news worthy? A messed up skank on halloween is not worthy Harvey unless, she is fallind down, showing cavernous beaver, having sex with some random dude (not dudette) getting her face punched, running her car into the wall after snorting a line off of some guys penis, or best of all; getting arrested.

Posted at 9:27AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by bob

8. Truthfully, I like Paris Hilton a lot better than that cold bitch Ivanka.

Paris is waysweeter and she really does earn her own millions without family help.

Plus, Paris did not have to turn herself into a Jew to get a rich man to love her.

Posted at 11:55AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Jay

9. Paris does not have an addiction problem. You have her confused with that gross whore Lindsay LOhan.

Posted at 11:58AM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Jen

10. So what if Paris enjoys her life and has fun on Halloween - and every day of the year?

Being rich and loving life to the fullest is not a crime.

Get the sticks out of your asses, stupid Puritan killjoys.

Posted at 12:02PM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Hennie

11. Note how most of the dirty thoughts originate in some posters' minds???
Good Christan folk LOL.
No one has a filthier imagination than sexually repressed "Christians" LOL.
They all wish they could be normal but alas,LOL, if it feels good forget it.

Posted at 12:09PM on Nov 2nd 2009 by LOL

12. Paris Hilton and her handsome boyfriend Doug are the cutest couple EVER!

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Vera

13. wtf Paris is practically a saint compared to what is going on with other people in Hollywood these days. But tabloids always gloss over that behavior while forever printing outright lies and half truths about Paris.

Posted at 12:16PM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Mia

14. I love Doug and Paris together. They seem so right for each and make a stunning looking couple.
Doug is a nice boy all-American by from a wealthy Republican family and I think he is the one for her.
Plus, Paris only ever had a few boyfriends, and all of them were longterm.
All those crazy stories about her are total tabloid inventions because the reporters resent her for beig rich.

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Wendy

15. Paris and her boyfriend Doug are supercute!!!! so of course the tabloids are trying to break them up or cause problems. But it looks like Doug is in it for the duration because he is a super good guy and really loves Paris.

Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 2nd 2009 by Roxie