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Woody vs. Marty

Who'd You Rather?

11/4/2009 6:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Acclaimed directors Woody Allen, 73, and Martin Scorsese, 66, kibitzed at the same event in NYC on Tuesday.

Woody and Martin
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1.

Amilya    

They actually look like the same person. Muchos scary.

1686 days ago
2.

The Boo    

all of 5 ppl have voted on this poll lol

that should tell you something tmz

1711 days ago
3.

L    

Will you please give us a "neither" option?!?!

1711 days ago
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northern gypsy    


i use to enjoy W.A. pre marrying your step daughter...
at least with M.S. not even a hint of incest !!!
i'm still taken aback how "fans" seem to have forgotten W.A. relationship with his current wife...

1711 days ago
5.

Skank    

PLEASE ADD NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1711 days ago
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horndog    

Both of them support freeing Roman Polanski.

1711 days ago
7.

Receptionitis15    

If I have to choose, I choose the one who didn't marry and impregnate the step-daughter he helped raise.

WE WON'T FORGET, WOODY!

1711 days ago
8.

Better Than You    

I would like to have sex with Scorcese's eyebrows.

1711 days ago
9.

KOOKYPEDIA    

COCONUT

Growing in the United States
The only states in the U.S. where coconut palms can be grown and reproduced outdoors without irrigation are Hawaii and south Florida. Coconut palms will grow from St. Petersburg southwards on Florida's west coast, and Melbourne southwards on Florida's east coast. The occasional coconut palm is seen north of these areas in favoured microclimates in the Tampa and Clearwater metro area and around Cape Canaveral, as well as the Orlando-Kissimmee-Daytona Beach metro area. They may likewise be grown in favored microclimates in the Rio Grande Valley area of Deep South Texas near Brownsville and on Galveston Island. They may reach fruiting maturity, but are damaged or killed by the occasional winter freezes in these areas. While coconut palms flourish in south Florida, unusually bitter cold snaps can kill or injure coconut palms there as well. Only the Florida Keys and the coastlines provide safe havens from the cold for growing coconut palms on the U.S. mainland.

The farthest north in the United States a coconut palm has been known to grow outdoors is in Newport Beach, California along the Pacific Coast Highway. For coconut palms to survive in Southern California, they need sandy soil and minimal water in the winter to prevent root rot, and would benefit from root heating coils.

1711 days ago
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Cherries    

Love Woody Allen! Love his Movies! Love his Books! He is so hot too for a older guy. I don't care who thinks I am insane. He is just the funniest guy.

1711 days ago
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Tye Tanikk    

So, what happn'd to the Joo, with a boner, that ran into a wall?... He broke his nose.

1711 days ago
12.

CriticAl    

I'm not Woody's type (a young Asian girl).

1711 days ago
13.

Janet    

Woody! Not in my lifetime!!! Yuck!

1711 days ago
14.

paul    

I'd rather you fire the person who continues to put ridiculous people that NONE of us would ever consider "doing".

Would I rather jerk off? Given these 2, yes jerk off is the winner!

1711 days ago
15.

Raejean    

Oh, no, no, no......

1711 days ago
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