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Jon Gosselin -- Hommmmmmm-Wrecker

11/6/2009 5:08 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

With reports that he split with girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin has already found a new peace.

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The 32-year-old father of eight blocked out Kate's nagging long enough to meditate while practicing yoga in L.A. on Friday.

Jon's favorite pose: downward facing d-bag.

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91.

Kay    

Posted at 7:21PM on Nov 6th 2009 by sue
Sue, I am watching Entertainment Tonight, and they just show Jon with his daughter Maddie going shopping. How do you know if he being a father or not? Do you live with him? Instead of being nasty filled with bitterness, try reading or watching the news before screaming in the text. Jon and Kate have screwed up, I think they are trying to resolve the problem. Why all the hate for a person you never met?

1758 days ago
92.

Jamie    

I think the saddest thing about this is that all of you people have such pathetic lives (although apparently you're all perfect) that you have to find your kicks in the misery of someone elses.

1758 days ago
93.

observer    

That douchebag looks like a big fat Buddha.

1758 days ago
94.

Rap sucks    

THAT'S SICK!

1758 days ago
95.

FiFi LaRue    


Jeeze Kay...I bet he could eat a kitten sandwich right in front of you and you'd find something good to say about it.

Heres a clue...go read the affidavit at RO. They made it perfectly clear this "good father" is being PAID by ET for those "loving" pictures taken with his daughter.

Thats why they (TLC) hired the bulldogs from MD...breach of contract...and his rabid little lawyer decided to poke them with a stick by way of threatening TLC. At this point that lawyer will be lucky to get a job as town dogcatcher when TLC attorneys from MD finish with him.

1758 days ago
96.

Grouch    

The little butterball would be better off jogging.

1758 days ago
97.

Amycat    

I thought Spencer was the most annoying Douchebag ever. . . until Jon Gosselin. JON= BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER!
Tiny Asian penis full of zits.

1758 days ago
98.

AmA    

llllllllllllooooooooooolllllllllllll,he looks so dingy....he is all crucked......he looks like a real budda with all the weight on him.....Jon is not zen he is zany......GET A REAL JON....SHAME SHAME...

1758 days ago
99.

Amy    

Go to a gym!!! You fat slob!

1758 days ago
100.

Diane    

Yes Jill- I have actually seen the show. And what I saw was a a spoiled, passive-aggressive, money grubbing man-child. Only a true loser would blame all of his problems on his soon to be ex...

1758 days ago
101.

vanessa    

what a TOOL!

1758 days ago
102.

OMG    

OMG! he sure has a small... you know, name. LOL
Does he have down syndrome? Oh, that explains it all! :)

1758 days ago
103.

Pink Blonde    

"pillspury douche boy", "kitten sandwich"...omg, these are some of the freakin funniest comments I've seen on here in ages! Thanks for a great Friday night laugh. You guys are great.
Jill: Yes, I watched the show for years, actually. And quite frankly, I feel completely duped by Jon Gosselin, and now am mercilessly teased by my family for having watched the show. He ripped off his viewers by being nothing more than a deceitful piece of crap. Just because you don't like Kate, oh well, get over it. Why'd you watch the show then if you dislike her so much?? I adored her. She was real, nuerotic warts and all. And I thought it was cute. I can't think of a single thing on that show that was "abusive". How any of you can even write that crap with a straight face is a joke in itself. Yet now, I have to be embaressed to have been a fan of the show because of that disgusting, cheating, liar.
Have a good weekend, all.

1758 days ago
104.

Lemmons    

Jill, Why do you think Jon was berated at talked down to?? Do you think for ONE second that he EARNED that treatment by being abusive when the cameras weren't rolling. It's an abusers M.O. This is from a website for abused and battered women.

Signs that your abuser is NOT changing:

* He minimizes the abuse or denies how serious it really was.
* He continues to blame others for his behavior.
* He claims that you’re the one who is abusive.
* He pressures you to go to couple’s counseling.
* He tells you that you owe him another chance.
* You have to push him to stay in treatment.
* He says that he can’t change unless you stay with him and support him.
* He tries to get sympathy from you, your children, or your family and friends.
* He expects something from you in exchange for getting help.
* He pressures you to make decisions about the relationship.


How many of these can Jon be pinpointed to in his PUBLIC statements alone?? Yeah.. nuff said. Protecting an abuser or making excuses that the woman deserved it... is only taking a wack at them too. Jill...and Kay... you both defend Jon saying he was justified in his behavior because of Kate degrading him...but it was a TV show... his abuse towards her (which he claims he did) didn't happen ON CAMERA. If a man beat you...and you had difficulty swallowing the hurt... would you want people to defend YOU....or HIM??

1758 days ago
105.

marc    

the local news had a "toe reader" on this a.m. which i thought was kind of silly; but JG's big toe indicates a phoney; not how much wider the tail is than the shaft. uh oh, what other appendage is similar? i agree, he should go far far away.

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