Greasy vs. Stavros: Who'd You Rather?!

1. Neither? They're both pretty ugly.

Posted at 4:55PM on Nov 13th 2009 by Dawn

2. lesbianism?

Posted at 5:01PM on Nov 13th 2009 by mugs

3. That Brandon guy looks like a VERY bloated Elvis.... at the very end of the Kings journey. Don´t mean to offend Elvis here, but UGGHHHH !!

Posted at 5:21PM on Nov 13th 2009 by Kris

4. Neither! The only thing attractive about these two would be their bank accounts.

Posted at 5:14PM on Nov 13th 2009 by Mickey

5. PISCES

February 19-March 20

You need to fix something between you and a friend. It may be an old beef or it may just be a simple misunderstanding, but if you don't step up today, it is sure to get blown up out of proportion.

Posted at 5:13PM on Nov 13th 2009 by ASTRO KOOKY

6. what the hell happened to
GUMIBEAR???? see pics snapped
of him this past oct at the
mr. bones pumpkin patch.
it was unreal when i saw him
there that day. he looks like
he's 200 yrs old walking with
a cane??! hope his health is ok?
look into it!

Posted at 5:25PM on Nov 13th 2009 by andso

7. These guys don't deserve the money they hav. If I were a woman, I would rather sleep with a pig than with either of them. I guess a lot of money makes you look prettier to some women.

Posted at 5:34PM on Nov 13th 2009 by Eastwood

8. I don't get it. These two creepy looking guys have a ton of money and get women to sleep with them. How is that possible? Oh yeah. A lot of money makes you look better in some womens eyes.

Posted at 5:40PM on Nov 13th 2009 by Eastwood

9. I'd rather skin myself with a potato peeler and then sit in a bath of salt water.

Posted at 5:55PM on Nov 13th 2009 by me

10. Well - Brandon is better looking than Stavros .... but I'd still choose NEITHER.

Come on TMZ - these unappealing choices for this bit is getting old. Not funny. Not fun. Usually just repulsive. Start giving us REAL choices again. Can't you see from all the comments that people DO NOT ENJOY the gross choices???

Posted at 5:58PM on Nov 13th 2009 by change it up

11. Greasy is a racist piece of crap.

Posted at 6:05PM on Nov 13th 2009 by hm

12. Neither, they both look sleazy. lol!!

Posted at 6:18PM on Nov 13th 2009 by Nix

13. I CHOOSE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:32PM on Nov 13th 2009 by MsCory

14. When giving us a chance to vote. Could you also put no way in hell or not in a million years, any choice other then just him or him, and her or her. I realize this not the way american's usually vote but come on one ugly guy vs another ugly guy. What choice is that?

Posted at 6:37PM on Nov 13th 2009 by M.J

15. People just looking at the picture don't know this but Starvos is tall, has a sexy smoky masculine voice. He is much sexier in person than in a pic. He carries himself with confidence, and exudes a hot vibe. He's not a model, but he's loaded, when he talks....baby! But he's straight. Wah.

(FYI, I can tell when men are hung, and I don't think Starvos will dissapoint..he has all the 'markings' of a hung man")

Sign me,
Experienced

Posted at 6:43PM on Nov 13th 2009 by SuperStarSteve