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Greasy vs. Stavros: Who'd You Rather?!
Who'd You Rather?
11/13/2009 6:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
35 COMMENTS
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If I was gay, I wouldn't touch either of them even if they PAID me and agreed to be "bottoms"!
LOL!
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Brandon does NOT look like he does in your pictures..Totally handsome face, great lips, great voice - totally hot in his emo way. Really f'ing hot to be honest. I've sat next to him on several occasions and he totally exudes something not in these pics - not everyone looks great in pics
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They both look like New Jersey guidos. How does that one dude keep such a greasy sheen all the time. And the other one looks like he had sex with paris hilton.
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I'd hit greasybear in a second. I still do not get why everyone says he's ugly OR greasy...the nickname itself is really lame.
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I couldn't do Greasy because, well, he's greasy, and I couldn't do Stavros because, well, Paris did him and, well, you know.
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both are nasty.. just goes to show you money can't buy love... or a half decent looking boy toy for that matter I guess! LOL
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if greasy bear and ceiling eyes (audrina patridge) mated, they could create a new breed of good-for-nothing, famous-for-nothing people (and i use that term loosely) unable to look in any direction but up.
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Is there anyone that Paris Wonkey Eyed has not done? Good Golly Miss Molly, I hope them hollywood and rich weirdos wear condoms! Everytime you turn around someone is doing someone else. Think about it! Every dude Paris has slept with, means that dude slept with them too! ICK!!!!
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Does TMZ read the comments????? At least 90 percent of the people would like to see a vote button for "NEITHER"
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These guys need to go to school and learn how to be "gentlemen". They then need to do major charity work. Like go to needy countries and actually do the physical work. Do major good things. Take Paris Hilton with ya!!
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EWWWW. This is the ultimate "how would you like to die" poll. It's by embarrassment either way
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Why isn't their a "neither" option? The only reason anyone knows either of these two losers names is because their families have money!
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