Eagles Make an Ass Out of Chicago Bears Star

What a perfect, shiny, smooth, tight black man-butt! I so want to take bites out of it!

Dear Enjoy the Game/Lance,

Devin Hester's pants coming down = accident

Dimitri Patterson pulling down the pants while trying to cling on and make a critical tackle to win the game = accident

NBC replaying it in high-def super-slo-mo for the entire nation to see every dingleberry, butt pimple, and ass hair = NO ACCIDENT

And as far as Michael Vick, we get it, you don't like him. Good for you. Now go have a cookie or something.

Few would have noticed...that is until NBC showed a replay. Who said football isn't for women!

Oh TMZ... I totally beat you to this one.
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