Paula Abdul's Crazy Train Comes to Town

Paula Abdul could barely walk down the AMA red carpet last night ... and it had nothing to do with her state of mind.

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The 47-year-old former "American Idol" judge was incapacitated by the train of her Morticia Addams gown and required the assistance of three minions to get her to safety.

Keeping Paula upright is a full time job.