Tiger Woods Cozies Up in Vegas

What a douchebag!

Great product placement for Nike!

TEAM ELIN!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cafepress.com/TeamElin

At least he's got his Nike shirt on. Very loyal to them. Woman looks like Octomom

Tiger and his wife were having dinner at a very
fine restaurant in Vegas
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes
over to their table,
gives Tiger a big kiss, says she'll see
him later and walks away. His wife, Elin, glares at him and says, "Who the
hell was that?"
"Oh," replies Tiger,
"she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says
Elin. "I've had enough, I want a
divorce."
"I can understand that," replies Tiger "but remember,
if we get a divorce it means that you don't
get any more shopping
trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no
more summers in
Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the
garage and no more
yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant
with a gorgeous babe on his
arm. "Who's that woman with Mike?" asks
Elin.
"That's his mistress," says Tiger.
"Ours is prettier," Elin replies.

No way was tiger buying drinks for that chick, it must have been comped...

http://www.worldscheapestgolfer.com

Hey TMZ,

Did anyone get the Onstar report that would accompany any Cadillac Tiger was driving. I think that information would make for a few chuckles. It might not say how hard Elin can swing a one iron but it might indicate a correct 40 yard dash time !

That is Kalika Moquin, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas has reportedly been an item with Tiger Woods for months.

Dolly Parton — D. I. V. O. R. C. E. lyrics

Our little boy is four years old
And he's quite a little man
So we spell out the words
We don't want him to understand
Like t-o-y, or maybe s-u-r-p-r-i-s-e
But the words were hiding from him now
Tears the heart right out of me
Chorus:

Our d-i-v-o-r-c-e becomes final today
Me and little j-o-e will be going away
I love you both and this will be
Pure h-e-double-l for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this d-i-v-o-r-c-e

Watch him smile
He thinks it's christmas
Or his fifth birthday
And he thinks c-u-s-t-o-d-y
Spells fun, or play
I spell out all the hurtin words
And I turn my head when I speak
Cause I can't spell away this hurt
That's dripping down my cheek


VERY SAD...
I wish I had the money they'll spend on lawyers. I'd use it to pay off my student loans, ya know...

I think it's funny that even in a Vegas club he's still sporting the Nike Polo shirt

I would love Tiger and Michael Phelps to have a reality show: Tiger and Michael's Vegas Bimbo Hunt. They could do it like Flavor Flav's show. Every skank on the planet would line up for that show. They may even find true love.

What's this guy always doing hanging out in nightclubs? He is soooooo
chatting up women. I really feel sorry for his wife. If she were a gold digger she never would have went bonkers like that; she just would have bought herself something really nice.

TMZ kicks butt. They get the real scoop before anyone else does. Hammer TMZ all you want, but it makes no difference. 2 days from now everyone else will be putting it out anyway.

And here I thought it was Yang who kicked his A$$.

I heard that the Donald wants Elin !