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Hulk Hogan -- Linda Took My Toilet!

12/5/2009 2:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Hulk Hogan doesn't have a pot to piss in ... because he says his ex-wife took it!

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The Hulkster rolled through LAX Friday, where he accused Linda of taking all sorts of crap out of his home ... including the kitchen sink , the toilets, toilet seats, bathtub, lawnmower, mops, buckets ... and any shred of dignity he had left.

PS -- Hulk's current fiance/future ex-wife may not want to watch this video ... where Hulk claims he's "still single, still minglin.'"

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1.

Hey Boo!    

first!! yepperz

1595 days ago
2.

Simone - the real one    

You idiot, that's my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1595 days ago
3.

Bonnie    

Ya know, the commercial that ran before the clip was way more interesting than everything Hulk had to say. Plus, he said he loved Tiger and Tiger was great. More proof drugs hurt your brains.

1595 days ago
4.

DJ Renegade    

Hulkster should be happy she's gone she looks like someones great grandmother!

1595 days ago
5.

UGGGGHHH    

the hulkster is alright in my book.

his xwife LINDA is a douchebag.

1595 days ago
6.

Homer    

Piss in a cup like MJ, you dumb fake!

1595 days ago
7.

excretive producer    

It used to be everything but the kitchen sink! Linda is one nasty skank!!!

1594 days ago
8.

HerodApyurPouper    

Is that Ron Jeremy above the Hulks bicep?

1594 days ago
9.

Crazypeople09    

Thank god he got rid of Linda the skank.....ugh! However, interesting that he says he is still single, but I thinking he is just joking around. He is the one who pointed out the ring to begin with.

1594 days ago
10.

unbelievable    

1594 days ago
11.

Elizabeth    

when is the Hulk gonna go away???

1594 days ago
12.

susieq    

Simone fake, Simone real, looks like this IS your "job". Do you have nothing else in your life? Jeez, you are pathetic.

1594 days ago
13.

snickers    

Bet the bitch even took the ice cube trays.

1594 days ago
14.

Politico Pablo    

She sure knows how to clean house.

1594 days ago
15.

Thisisridicoulos    

THIS PATHETIC BALD, OLD, LOSER NEEDS TO BE SITTING IN A CELL PICKING HIS AZZ WITH HIS LOSER SON. HE GAVE THE BOOZE AND THE KEYS TO NICK THE NIGHT HE CRASHED, TAKING JOHN ALONG FOR HIS SUICIDE MISSION. I GUESS AMERICA IS MORE FOCUSED ON WHAT HES GETTING FROM HIS STAGED DIVORCE, THEN HOW JOHN IS, AND WHY HULK NEVER SERVED ANY TIME...

1594 days ago
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