Hulk Hogan -- Linda Took My Toilet!

12/5/2009 2:30 AM PST
Hulk Hogan doesn't have a pot to piss in ... because he says his ex-wife took it!

The Hulkster rolled through LAX Friday, where he accused Linda of taking all sorts of crap out of his home ... including the kitchen sink , the toilets, toilet seats, bathtub, lawnmower, mops, buckets ... and any shred of dignity he had left.

PS -- Hulk's current fiance/future ex-wife may not want to watch this video ... where Hulk claims he's "still single, still minglin.'"