Oompas Claim Threeway with Tiger Woods

This really made me laugh to the supermarket. I was just saying how today was a FML day but this brightened things up for me. Thank you TMZ. U ROCK DA HOUZZZZ

TMZ HAS THE BEST NEWS EVER!

I WONDER IF WHILE TIGER WAS BANGING THE GIRL OOMPA THE GUY OOMPA WAS BONING HIM FROM THE BACK?!

Where did Tiger meet these guys, outside of a Candy store in his escalade. Was this before or after the pancake girl?

Ommpa Loompa Doo Ba Dee Doo...........I want to have sex with theeeesse two.......

You bess recognize these guys cause they be all over the place these days. I heard they also banged Magic Johnson. Watch out Tiger

Even tiger loves the midgets- forget obama we need oloompa

now that we know he's a kinky mo-fo, what's next? I mean you can't really beat a midget orgy. Oh, how tiger lives all my fantasies.

where do i get those wigs? i want to rock it!

Willy Wonka isn't gonna be happy about this!!!!

Tiger should join Amway, they also screw anything that moves. Amway is a scam, and here's why: Amway wants to pay out as little money as they can get away with, so they support the higher level IBOs ripping off their downline via the tool scam. As a result, about 99% of IBOs operate at a net loss, while the top 1% make several TIMES more from their Amway tool scam than from the Amway products. Read about it on my blog, I suggest you start here: http://tiny.cc/D5oJh and forward the information to everyone you know, so they don't get scammed.

Tiny Tiger probably most definitely had sex with them to!

Did you hear the one about two midgets on a tiger?

or

Two midgets are just a snack for a tiger.

Next!

Tiger! Man up and tell everyone to mind their business, and tell your wife to hold her position. Cheating is not right, but this is what it is. You have two beautiful children which clinched the deal for Elin. Yeah i think you got set up by your friend and the nanny, she played hard to get with Tiger, yeah right, it was planned from the beginning, they played on your weakness for the skin of another color and you fell for it. Your so called friend said he feels he should had not introduced you to her, ahhh, she just bought a 2-mil house hmmm with Tigers money, she doesnt want for anything and she probably has a nanny now. So tell your friend to shut up. Lets take a look in his closet. Money cant buy happiness but she wont have to worry about paying bills. my husband cheated and im still trying to pay my bills worrying how to make ends meet each month. If she takes the money and runs she never loved you.I think you were both trying to be so proper with each other instead of getting your freak on at home you went outside, it takes two.Elin dont worry about what others say, many would trade places with you. You and Tiger decide what to do. Tiger dont be kissing butt for too long, stop appologizing its sickening your a man and you did what you did, right or wrong damage is done. You have to answer to your family and your God, your'e being picked on cause you are acting like a whimp, ohhh im sorry MAN UP, HANDLE YOUR HOUSE-SEE WHO YOUR WIFE REALLY IS-BS-talks and your money WALKS