
After a workout, Rachel Uchitel was locked out of her own apartment in NYC yesterday ... and resorted to climbing through her balcony window to get in.
Now we know what Tiger liked about her -- allegedly -- girl is limber!

Tiger didn't love any of those paid hookers. Tiger just loves himself. Shame on you Rachel, your dead fiance must be so ashamed of you where ever he is. He saved himself from marrying cheap trash that will be looking like Joan Rivers in a few years.
She's seen that position many times. Now which one of your fatass staff took this picture of Rachel? I mean I've watched your television program and there's one homely looking mug after another so I figure it has to be one of the skanky ho's or one of the fatass guys. I hope that it's piss in that cup your drinking Harvey, you're just a sad excuse for a person.
whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore...
home wrecker home wrecker home wrecker home wrecker...
Did anyone check out Rachel's GINORMOUS nose on the before picture which was featured in the New York Post? It was the picture where she was clutching a picture of her dead ex boyfriend. HOLY MOLY was this woman's nose wide! This woman has had major surgery on her face!
Cheetah is probably at home right now watching this pic/video with Vaseline on his left hand...
...it is the closest he could get to her nowadays!
Why is one of her eyes always bigger than the other?
Sue your plastic surgeon girl, get the money.
Say goodbye to your endorsements Cheetah. You're done.
What a douche. Elin is so beautiful and he goes after trash??
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