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Tiger Woods -- Everything's Comin' Up Roses

12/10/2009 6:06 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

If Tiger Woods didn't send these flowers to Elin Nordegren today ... he should have.

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The flowers were delivered to the homestead an hour ago -- where Elin, her kids, mom and twin sis are living sans Tiger.

We're thinkin' .... Tiger needs tu-lips ... to kiss her ass.

UPDATE: 7:00 PM ET Get this ... We just found out the flowers were for Tiger!!! The person who told us -- and this person is in the know -- would not say who they were from.


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16.

Fred Farkel    



LMAO.

Sitting here in the midwest tonight.

Must be 100 below zero wind chill.




TMZ??

Harvey???

This website kept me from blowing my brains out tonight.

Thanks for the entertainment.

1748 days ago
17.

Joe    

The only solution is polygamy. But since that's Illegal here, Tiger will need to get divorced so he can sleep with more women in peace!

1748 days ago
18.

Mr. DNA    

It's too late for Tiger with Elin. He should kick her to the curb now because she'll never forgive and forget. She's going to be cold as ice and his home life will be a living hell. Accept yourself as you are Tiger..a swinging horndog. The truth will set you free.

1748 days ago
19.

G    

Tigers alleged sexual appetite reminds me of someone I knew in college that was using steroids and walked around like a dog in heat all the time trying to get action all the time. But Tiger doesn't use steroids right? The guy I knew gained weight and got stronger and more aggressive. Just have to look at all angles in different situations.

1748 days ago
20.

Dr. Bob    

He only sent the flowers to get his Ambien and Vicodin prescription bottles back!!!

1748 days ago
21.

JustWatchMe    

Doesn't sound like anybody sent those flowers to show concern and bring comfort...... It is public knowledge that Tiger is not residing at the house, so why would a person do that?

I hope it was a true oversight and not intended to rub salt in Elin's wounds

1748 days ago
22.

Denver    

He sent them to himself.

1748 days ago
23.

policy_editor    

Damn! Tiger could send her the whole Bellagio botanical garden and it still wouldn't mean a hill of beans.... This dude was hittin porn stars at a fast and furious pace. Hell this guy probably screwed McDonalds employees on the way out the drive-thru!


1748 days ago
24.

jb    

Rumor from the pga tour has it that tiger is in miami have facial reconstrution surgery so the flowers are probably for him.

1748 days ago
25.

who dat    

I read this on another site:

"Some filthy little tramp tongues your ass & balls like the wife would NEVER do and all of a sudden birds start chirping. "She understands me, I love her!"

1748 days ago
26.

Dr. Bob    

He probably screwed the IRS, too!!!

1748 days ago
27.

tina    

it's so sad and pathetic when sad and pathetic men try to convince others that ALL MEN CHEAT - ladies, not all men cheat [hence why any survey will indicated 40% of men having cheated while 60% HAVE NOT] so don't believe the hype. there are very good men out there that don't even consider it so, when a man tells you that all men cheat - that's your clue, get out or get tested - i come from a family of men with integrity and it would be sickening to even think to cheat on our wives - our honor is being faithful and giving a good name to the family name

1748 days ago
28.

riottgirl    

I'm loving reading all these posts! Absolutely hilarious!!

1748 days ago
29.

Syl    

Somebody probably thought flowers would look nice on the piano but Tiger actually prefers tulips on the organ.

1748 days ago
30.

riottgirl    

Again. Gated community. How are these photos getting around??

1748 days ago
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