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Tiger Woods -- Everything's Comin' Up Roses

12/10/2009 6:06 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

If Tiger Woods didn't send these flowers to Elin Nordegren today ... he should have.

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The flowers were delivered to the homestead an hour ago -- where Elin, her kids, mom and twin sis are living sans Tiger.

We're thinkin' .... Tiger needs tu-lips ... to kiss her ass.

UPDATE: 7:00 PM ET Get this ... We just found out the flowers were for Tiger!!! The person who told us -- and this person is in the know -- would not say who they were from.


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46.

Butterfly    

Perhaps I am wrong but, the picture of Elin holding Tiger's arm and he, holding his arm straight down, does not show much affection. Since she bought a two million dollar mansion in Sept. probably with his money and, not have his name on the deed, gives the impression that she was making her own plans before this story broke. Perhaps if more of her were known, we would probably understand why he chose to cheat. I imagine it will be difficult for him, the first few times, when he plays. I truly hope he will come out of this, a better man. I hope he does not loose what he has worked so hard, for. Good luck, Tiger!

1728 days ago
47.

Duh    

32. So the best athlete on the planet is a romeo satyr stud who wet his wick in some world class sluts. Big wow. There's gotta be a reason. Either Elin ain't kinky or she's a once a weeker. And by the way, no one frequents porn stars for safe straight boring sex. That's like test driving a sports car around the block and under the speed limit.

Posted at 7:32PM on Dec 9th 2009 by Penis Hilton


ROFLMAO! Best post I've seen yet!

1728 days ago
48.

Duh    

It's not true that every man cheats. Some women cheat too. Only insecure people with low morals cheat. A lot of us adults come from broken homes and we try to end the cycle. Life is too short to throw away all we've accomplished just for sex. Look at Bill Clinton, his reputation is still in the toilet for cheating. Was it worth it, no!

Posted at 7:53PM on Dec 9th 2009 by Janice


While it may be true that not every man (or woman) cheats, once a cheater always a cheater. I didn't believe that when I was young, but through two husbands, some boyfriends, and ALL of my girlfriends being cheated on, I am convinced it's true. It may be because they are insecure as you say. And Bill Clinton? He deserves to be labeled a SERIAL CHEATER - I don't know if you were old enough when the scandal broke to appreciate just how many women came out of the woodwork. It wasn't just Monica Lewinsky blowing Bill's horn, if you know what I mean.

1728 days ago
49.

rob from KC    

i agree #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1728 days ago
50.

Denver    

Best athlete in the world my a$$ . He been playin' golf on steroids. Tennis players do more skill sets in one minute of a set of tennis than tiger does in 18 ho's...I mean holes. Ho's...holes...whatever !

1728 days ago
51.

Ziggy    

32. So the best athlete on the planet is a romeo satyr stud who wet his wick in some world class sluts. Big wow. There's gotta be a reason. Either Elin ain't kinky or she's a once a weeker. And by the way, no one frequents porn stars for safe straight boring sex. That's like test driving a sports car around the block and under the speed limit.

Posted at 7:32PM on Dec 9th 2009 by Penis Hilton

Try thinking with the big head sometimes instead of the little one. Tiger has two babies and from what I remember, driving a sports car with precious babies onboard requires caution.

1728 days ago
52.

Sandy    

"I finally found someone I can connect with!"

Yeah, and she's a madam. Tiger is a mental, and emotional, 10-year-old!

1728 days ago
53.

Duh    

Try thinking with the big head sometimes instead of the little one. Tiger has two babies and from what I remember, driving a sports car with precious babies onboard requires caution.



Posted at 8:05PM on Dec 9th 2009 by Suzie Q


I am female and thinking with the only head I've got. Tiger was cheating on Elin while she was pregnant with both of her kids. He does not use condoms according to his mistresses. So I wouldn't say he exercised caution as he was test driving those sports cars with babies on board. He could have exposed Elin and his children to hideous diseases, one at least of which can kill you. Sorry, ain't buyin' what yer sellin'.

1728 days ago
54.

A Man Among Men    

> Look at Bill Clinton, his reputation is still in the toilet for cheating. Was it worth it, no!

Slick WIllie's reputation is NOT in the toilet, dear. The dude is a stud. I bet most guys went "Hell yeah!" when they heard about what he did with Lewinsky in the Oval Office.

Ladies, get over it. Men are not gonna keep putting up with your coldness and holier-than-thou attitudes when it comes to sex.

Get it while it's hot!

1728 days ago
55.

mike    

Gross I bet tiger is a walking std

1728 days ago
56.

Googie    

He!! to the no, flower ain't going to do it. Hundred million to start, a rock for her finger that makes Kobe's look like a grain of sand. Plus he is never to touch her again and stay away from her sight as much as possible. He can live in Florida and she will live in Sweden. They can stay married with those arrangements.

1728 days ago
57.

Ziggy    

While it may be true that not every man (or woman) cheats, once a cheater always a cheater. I didn't believe that when I was young, but through two husbands, some boyfriends, and ALL of my girlfriends being cheated on, I am convinced it's true. It may be because they are insecure as you say. And Bill Clinton? He deserves to be labeled a SERIAL CHEATER - I don't know if you were old enough when the scandal broke to appreciate just how many women came out of the woodwork. It wasn't just Monica Lewinsky blowing Bill's horn, if you know what I mean.

I agree, once a cheater always a cheater.

Some people always invite chaos into their loving marriage. They need the thrill. Peace is not an option with these types. Tiger is obviously a thrill seeker. It's a not a question of his wife's sex capabilities or anything to do with her. He will always seek the thrill of "conquering" other women.

1728 days ago
58.

mike    

what a dumb ass !!!

1728 days ago
59.

lisa    

#57 that's the most stupid racist thing I have heard. Weak men or woman that need their ego stroked cheat regardless of race.

1728 days ago
60.

Ziggy    

Getting even gooeyer, Woods wrote in his Nov. 9 missive that "you want someone to witness your life."

"I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay," he texted. "Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."



Posted at 7:33PM on Dec 9th 2009 by who dat

He probably wrote the same text message to the other sluts too. With men, you can't go by what they say. It's what they do that counts.

He bought his wife a $2 million dollar home and sent his slut a nastygram. Once the wife takes off, she gets millions. The sluts get zero. All she has is a wet ass and a text message to keep her warm on frosty nights. Go figure!!

1728 days ago
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