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Tiger Woods Mistress #1 -- Bagged in Florida

12/14/2009 7:37 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger Woods alleged mistress #1 -- is back in Florida today, shopping for groceries just miles from where Tiger's private yacht is docked up.

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Cuswah    

Why do you guys continue to call her "Mistress"? She is "trash". Please classify as "Trash #1", "Trash #2", etc. You continue to insult the word "mistress".

1771 days ago
17.

Lonny    

I curious if there are any condoms in one of those bags?....Oh, silly me, Tiger and his group more than likely rode bare-back.
Does that mean that it could be possible to have a lot of little tiger cubs running around in the not to distant future??

1771 days ago
18.

vintagewhatever    

U Can Tell Rachel is a Hooker.

1771 days ago
19.

Lonny    

WHORE #1 Rachel.....
WHORE #48....step right up and claim your fame

1771 days ago
20.

Janet    

If she's in Florida, and he's on his 'dingy' in Florida, he needs to get out of Florida, yesterday, for Elin's sake alone. ~ Tiger obviously has no brains, so he'll be dockin' up with the mistress soon.

1771 days ago
21.

jrad247    

OK, frozen pizza, tons of paper towels... Fresca... HELLO

THIS is how you can tell she's a hooker

1771 days ago
22.

Ewww, ick    

Lots of Sparkle paper towels to clean up the nasty slop that is leaking out of her sloppy vaginal exteriors.

1771 days ago
23.

TEAMBRANCA    

PLEASE STOP calling her Mistress no. 1.
She is just his most recent skank.

TMZ stay on her tail but stop POSTING about her. Don't give her free publicity! Just report if she goes near Tiger.

1771 days ago
24.

Fred Farkel    



OH MY GAWD jrad.


Swear to Jesus, I am sitting here with a Tombstone frozen pizza and a big tall icy cold Fresca right here at the computer.


I have a box of Kleenex nearby. I'll go get the paper towels... I am laughing so hard I dumped half the pizza on the floor!!!

1771 days ago
25.

Dave    

I think the question everyone really wants answered is . . . . . . Do you think that's enough toilet paper for all those groceries?

1771 days ago
26.

justice is served    

There's large part of me that hopes he is really hooking up with trash #1. He might as well finish off his career and make way for sane golfers.

1771 days ago
27.

marge    

I live just a few miles from where Tiger's yacht is moored at Old Port Cove in North Palm Beach. He's not there, she's not there. Yet.

It's not that private. Can't get access to it, but you can get close enough to see if people are on the boat or packing it up. Privacy's name's been covered by canvas, but everyone knows which it is. Papz have it staked out, so when passengers show up.. TMZ will know.

1771 days ago
28.

Mary    

Yes, if his latest posting was the least bit sincere, this pathetic homewrecking pig is desperately screwing with his wife's head. In a previous century, all of the sluts would have been hung from the gallows.

1771 days ago
29.

Really?    

Why doesnt Tiger give her money to buy another pair of sunglasses?

1771 days ago
30.

Fred Farkel    

It's Christmas time, she is visiting mom and that's just enough toilet paper to get to New Years.

1771 days ago
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