Nicole Kidman Does White Face

FACT: Scientologists are always powdering over reality, the RETARDS! You try to make reality a business, you try to put the TAO in a cardboard box for the "white sale" and you're F_cked six ways to Thursday, Poncho! Now go write another book about it, you sick flaky pastries!

FACT: Peppermint tea = brain conditioner.

FACTILIOUS ASSERTION: Nicole Kidman, over the last year, may be someone who knows Penelope Cruise's phone number, and maybe TMZ can find it for me?

#40. I was thinking the same thing, Bob. She's pulling a Tony Montana.

Yikes.. does she do her own makeup?

Let's add this up. Massive excess white powder on nose. Big white-toothed smile. Big grin when not smiling. Eyes looking like search lights. Expression of absolute confidence. High energy.

It's Nicole's turn for charades and I suspect the phrase is "Boston Tea Party".

28. In the words of Rick James: Cocaine is a helluva drug!

Seriously, doesn't she have a stylist or personal assistant to tell her when something is "out of place"??

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 16th 2009 by Chris



LOL!!!! But, yeah really!!

Some makeup artist is getting fired!

Nicole Kidman is beautiful and one of the few quality actresses around. As with ALL actresses, she should ease up on plastic surgery because she looks better without it - as do they all. But she is still head and shoulders above most actresses.

No! Really?? Is this Photoshopped???

I can't imagine her not knowing she has all that white shi# all over her face!!!

She's just blocking the view of the veins you can see through her skin already.

Sometimes I think that celebrities are robots.

lol I just saw a series of pictures of her from this even. It's not the light.

know what
this looks like a case of bad concealer, even if she snorted the white stuff it wouldnt appear under her eyes like it did for those pics

i kno my concealer does the same crap when its too light
she needs to fire who ever did her make up for her

She always has such healthy-looking teeth and gums.

I think whoever did her makeup did it on purpose....to make her look like a clown!!! The did a good job of it!!

That's COKE, no doubt...it is how celebrities can keep up with their hectic lifestyles