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Tiger Woods -- Distracted Husband

12/18/2009 8:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

So we've gotten to the bottom of the picture we posted earlier today -- showing Tiger Woods with a woman at a U2 concert in October. The good news -- Tiger was with wife, Elin Nordegren. The bad news, while she was smiling away, he was texting someone.

Tiger Woods -- Distracted Husband

Wonder who was on the receiving end?

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jess    

mark, are you 8 years old? Or are you in need of your medication? Its a celebrity news site. Tmz reports on everything celebs do, including text. If you can't handle that, get onto another site! Idiot!!!!

1584 days ago
122.

my my my    

IF YOUR GONNA CHEAT YOUR GONNA CHEAT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY OR IF YOUR WIFE LOOKS LIKE BARBIE, ITS OUR D AND A SOME OF US. YOU CAN HAVE MILLIONS AND STILL NOT BE HAPPY HAVE TEN KIDS TEN NANNYS AND TEN WIVES AND YOUR STILL GONNA CHEAT BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND ONE BUT 13 OR FIVE NOW THATS A BIT TO MUCH TO SAY OH HONEY WE CAN WORK IT OUT, HELL NOOOOOOOOOOO TAKE HIS SORRY ASS TO THE CLEANERS AND THEN SOME.

1583 days ago
123.

M Cudmore    

Tiger Woods' Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and then confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."

She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.

1583 days ago
124.

linda    

A group of conspirators!

Has anyone questioned/investigated if Elin Woods, Jesper Parnevik, and all the mistresses planned this whole mess for money?

1. Elin Woods & Jesper Parnevik (compatriot)
2. Elin Nordegren moved from Sweeden to baby sit??? (Tall, attractive, young, white, blonde model, a baby sitter?)
3. Elin Nordegren was well known by the top golfers. They all wanted her. Why chose the less attractive golfer?
4. Elin Woods “pops” babies one after the other.
5. Jesper Parnevik is envious of Tiger Woods success and looks forward to woods failure. Parnevik planned all of this.
6. Tiger Woods is put into situations where he would meet these women to have an affair. Yes, of course Tiger could have said no, but we (women) know how to get a man, keep him, and drive him nuts (when we really want it).

His lawyers should look into this scenario. Elin Woods is not so innocent. I would not be surprised if Jesper Parnevik & Elin woods had an affair and planned this big mess.

Watch out Bernie Madoff you might have competition. The greatest fraud in history!

1582 days ago
125.

Hubert    

Sorry about the wrong previous link!
I was momentarily distracted by rumors of still another mistress!
"Christmas with Your Wife?"
http://www.ilovepoetry.com/viewpoem.asp?id=61183

1581 days ago
126.

dianne    

Tiger’s wife ought to know her place in their household. She married the huge icon of Tiger Woods and lives the life. Is she so insecure that a tryst on Tiger’s part might threaten her place in Tiger’s life. She is extorting millions just to seek relationship counseling that can only benefit her and her family. She should be more concerned about the damage this scandal will affect Tiger’s endorsement contracts and the families net worth. Are you a prisoner of someone needs and wants? Want a break?

http://at77.com/Tiger

1581 days ago
127.

Penelope    

This whole thing makes me mad......and most of all; sad. This is probably the finest athlete (of any sport) of the twentieth century.......he had the great life....the great support....the great corporations selling him as an icon. And he was an icon. ICON. A Brand.

He made the mistake of adding "family man" to his "Brand"

He didn't have to. He could have stayed single and who cares? He could screw everyone in the world and it wouldn't affect his golf brand!

the single most money-making thing was that "Adv....".(wrong spelling) but the one who sold his "family man; squeaky-clean" guy! He was some huge percentage of their advertising....and hugely paying him something like 80 mlllion a year.

OOOOPPPPPSSSS!!!!!!!!! He sold his soul. However; it turned out he didn't have one to sell!

So he said......."OOPS!! (I didn't really mean that one!) (NOT A FAMILY MAN,,,UNLESS YOU COUNT THE HOOKERS!!)"

Millions a year.......but that part was totally phony.

Turns out he is a complete phony in the "family man" brand. He is still a fabulous athlete......one of the best of the century.

He just burned it all up by being such a sociopath and such a complete hypocrite with his whole family charade.

I will never buy one single thing that has his name on it......from last month forth. Not Nike...not one single thing,

I am very certain there will be more terrible tales of this. This man has no conscience..he has no morals....he has no sense of right and wrong.
He is only sorry that he was caught. And how stupid can anyone be.

Hey Tiger.....have it all and throw it all away! Your family.....your fans......the kids who idolized you!

Throw it in the fire for these sex kittens!

TELL ME? WAS IT WORTH IT???
You are totally disgusting; a total sociopath.....and I hope you lose every single company who has endorsed you!

You crawled right out of a drain.

Wait till the women who have had your babies start showing up in line! Don't like condoms? WOW!!

this is just the beginning of an even more sickening story. Sexually transmitted diseases and and children. How sickening and selfish could one person possibly be? EWWWW!!!

You are a disgrace to the HUMAN RACE.

Penelope

1574 days ago
128.

jim    

why dont we all leave TIGER AND the rest to there self its not your life leave it alone

1440 days ago
129.

jim    

why dont we all leave TIGER AND the rest to there self its not your life leave it alone

1440 days ago
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