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Holidaze12/23/2009 2:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A Half Naked Christmas Story

The only thing better than having an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the shock and this thing which tells time: A Chippendales dancer under your tree.


Billy Jeffrey, who drops trou nightly at the Rio in Vegas, won a two night stay in the infamous home from "A Christmas Story" by dropping $4,200 in a charity auction -- and promptly started stripping inside the Cleveland pad.

Sure beats walking around in Ralphie's bunny jammies.

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London not England:  780 days ago

HOT HOT HOT...

Stuff my Stocking baby...!

THIS IS WHAT ELIN WOODS Shoulda gone for!!!!!

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MammaMia:  780 days ago

Compass in the STOCK, not shock.

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mia:  780 days ago

I'm a straight woman and I cannot stand the hairless chest look. Yuck. Very gay.

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Ball`s has no Ball`s:  780 days ago

Harvy,stop that!

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wow:  780 days ago

This was the guy that placed 3rd on "True Beauty," that show that Ashton Kutcher produced. This guy was a total doucher. Apparently his vitamin store that he plugged shamelessly on every episode of TB isn't paying the bills.

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kimmi:  780 days ago

Ok, I'm almost 100% straight and I think this guy is totally unattractive! He looks like Scutt Farkas!

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Terri:  780 days ago

Delicious. I'd like to meet him under the mistletoe.

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Crabby:  780 days ago

Is that photo fake? If so, why not mention that fact?

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Jenlynn:  780 days ago

That house is in one of the worst neighborhoods in Cleveland. I'm surprised he didn't get shot while he stayed there.

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YourMomma:  780 days ago

Um..no. GAY ALERT!

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really?:  780 days ago

I would sit right there in front of him and lick every inch of that stomach. He can even keep his pants on, I just want at that tummy.

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Sean:  780 days ago

I think you meant a compass in the stock and not the shock.

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?????:  780 days ago

I vote gay.

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bookerb:  780 days ago

Hello there, yummy. Can I have a piece of that?

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Ed Young:  780 days ago

I thought Billy deserved to win the reality show "True Beauty." Next year he should enter and win the contest to be the Hunky Santa at the Beverly Center (Beverly Hills shopping mall). My friend James Ellis is the Hunky Santa this year and he's having a ball. Merry Christmas, Billy!!

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