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RiRi's Holiday Beach Bod -- The Total Package

12/27/2009 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Your grandma's Yule log wasn't the only thing that was smoking hot during the holidays.

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Rihanna and her tiny two-piece kicked it on the beach in Barbados yesterday.

All hail.

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Clinton    

YUCK!!! Her gangly figure and "look" reminds me of the black stage dancer in the Triplets of Belleville.

1762 days ago
32.

OhWell    

Thank God No Michael Jackson news
Anything But The Little Freak.

1762 days ago
33.

cknj    

Is she wearing a yammica??

1762 days ago
34.

love her!    

She looks good. She is healthy. What do you sickos expect? Want her to have britney murphys figure? Oh wait Britney died of an eating disorder because of stupid jerks like most of your hurtful weight comments. Ri looks great!

1762 days ago
35.

whatever    

She has a great body. Healthy curves are way better than those stick skinny unhealthy models.

1762 days ago
36.

whocares    

How is the outfits she wears any better or worse than Madonna in the 80's, or Lady GaGa today. I hope all you haters don't give your daughters eating disorders. I love the the swimsuit it is cute and it is sexy with her cheeks showing. All you hatin' posters can't tell me you are sleeping with anything that looks half as good as she does. Now go celebrate white celebs... Paris Hilton, Heidi and Spencer, Brittney, Nicole (I claim to be black) Ritchie, Lindsey....the list can go on and on. Wackadoodles!

1762 days ago
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KARMA    

Sing along girls. I hate Paris in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Springgggggggggggggggggtime, I hate Pariiiiiiiiiiiiiis in the Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

1762 days ago
38.

Clinton    

She looks fine for what she's got. A great beauty? Not in this life. Plus she looks a lot better with long hair. The Woody Woodpecker H'Do went out decades ago.

1762 days ago
39.

KARMA    

I like her eyes.....better even than the gay guy on Idol.

1762 days ago
40.

Bird    

Anyone who could call this drop dead gorgeous woman fat or ugly has some serious identity issues or too much hate in their souls. Many people think women are supposed to have curves. Not everyone wants a woman to be shaped like a teen-aged boy.

1762 days ago
41.

John    

I think she is beautifull, very beautiful!!!

1762 days ago
42.

me so horny    

5. What a big fat azz she has. CB is a moron, but Wow, he freaked for that?

Posted at 3:10PM on Dec 27th 2009 by thitt

thitt, you are totally GAY!

1762 days ago
43.

stan    

I agree with a number of these comments. She is pretty, but way too thick in the thighs and ass. She needs a good personal trainer and hit the gym!

1762 days ago
44.

Jennifer    

She has an ugly butt!! The rest of her is beautiful!!

1762 days ago
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me so horny    

3. To the first comment, besides thankfully not saying FIRST like a lot of 3 year olds on here do, I have to say thats the funniest damn thing I've heard all day!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Hood Rat!!! OMGosh!!! Very accurate description! She thinks her poo poo doesn't stink, too. Thanks for the laugh!! hahahahahahahaha!!

Posted at 3:03PM on Dec 27th 2009 by MyThoughts

Hey MyThoughts, I used to bang your mother at different trailer parks all over the state. And I helped pay for your moms dentures,now that's accurate.

1762 days ago
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