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RiRi's Holiday Beach Bod -- The Total Package

12/27/2009 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Your grandma's Yule log wasn't the only thing that was smoking hot during the holidays.

Rihanna and her tiny two-piece kicked it on the beach in Barbados yesterday.

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She's really cute. I bet Chris is kicking himself in the balls now! I hope she has a good life.

Pink looks really good on dark skin. I'm going to get a tan and buy me a pink two-piece.

1770 days ago


Wow who ever wrote this has bad taste she is not HOT!! Yuck!!! give her a couple yrs and she will be two tons lol

1770 days ago


76. Why do black people like having stretchy things on their heads?? looks like she cut up her thigh hose and wrapped it up top. Woody!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:46PM on Dec 27th 2009 by pantyhose

Why do white women fry their hair with bleach to make it look like yellow straw and put two silicone bags on their chests to get a sense of self esteem before they start slutting themselves around to any man who would screw them? Women are strange.

1770 days ago


She's realllllly hot. Only a dog likes a bone! Slap that ass!

1770 days ago


where is the rogue wave. that would make the photo perfect. overrated bitch.

1770 days ago


(Lolita) isnt rihanna black ?? she got into the bleach bottle too that looks nasty!!

1770 days ago

Maniacal Zebra    

The girl really needs to find an age-appropriate suit that minimizes the look of the thunder thighs.

1770 days ago

Dix Handley    

84. White Dude, you're nuts!!!

What do you mean "Nor do white women all have thin thighs and nice tight behinds"? Most have flabby thighs and "ironing board" butts! There's no comparison between Naomi and Rihanna! Naomi is a white man's woman (a stick), and Rihanna is truly a minority man's woman (thick and curvy)!

Posted at 6:15PM on Dec 27th 2009 by What?

Face it #84 most black are gravitating towards White women more and more each day. Given a choice most black men will take an ugly White woman over a decent looking black woman. Go to any Walmart and you'll see that. Look at Lamar Odom of the Lakers, he married one of those fugly Kardashians because of her name rather than hook up with a decent looking black woman. Face it, black men despise black women. I think Oprah did a show on that. Heck, Oprah would rather grind with Gayle King than a black man. The black culture is on the down low and I do feel sorry for the black community as they disintegrate more and more each day.

1770 days ago


Now, that's a McBooty, not to be confused with a McRib, now available at Mickey Ds for a limited time...

1770 days ago


Great body???????????? Huh!!!

1770 days ago

Apres Ski    

Jay Z got her to sell her soul to devil. Now she's possessed and wants out of the pact she made. She'll have to kill herself to get out of that. It's just a matter of time before she decides how she wants to off herself . . .

Tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .

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1770 days ago


gross she has no calf muscles at all. horrible legs and flat chested... ughhh.

1770 days ago


Wow...I didn't know she has a big ASS

1770 days ago


YUK, her NOSE is as HUGE as her ASS! Yuk and YUK!

1770 days ago
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