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Happy 34th Birthday, Tiger Woods!

12/30/2009 12:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

What do you get the man who had everything?

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Steve    

you could give him an ounce of integrity...he has none.

1702 days ago
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Janet    

You could give him a picture of what his face USED TO look like! Before the plastic surgery and the teeth replacement from his 9-iron! . . . or maybe a picture of his kids with Elin before he destroyed their lives!

1702 days ago
18.

slider1964    

Somebody needs to give him some street smarts. I think that's a big part of his problem. I think they were teaching him golf as a child and forgot to show him how to interact with other people without getting totally taken. Oh and some taste while we are at it some taste. These women all scream Jerry Springer, trashy, nasty, nasty...

1702 days ago
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Janet    

How about a close up of Tiger's Mom's face before she beat his @ss and he had to go down to his basement to hide and heal. She must have really blistered that boy! Oh, maybe those were just his herpes flaring from his raging ho's, oh, I mean Rachel, ah, um, Stephanie, ah, Julie, ah, Sheniqua, ah, Tony, ah, Rubinia, etc., etc., etc. . . ah, Tiger! Yes, he effed himself.

1702 days ago
20.

K    

Condoms.

1702 days ago
21.

nicole    

to all of you saying poor Tiger leave him alone, you need to get your head examined. He married Elin has 2 beautiful healthy children with her and does this to her?! Famous or not this is horrible and it is coming more and more common and accepted. He has no respect for women in general since he had so many and he has no respect for his family. Even if he didnt or doesnt love Elin he still made a family with her and he should respect them.

1702 days ago
22.

dr cyclops    

TIGER IS GOING TO BE FOUND GUILTY OF USEING HGH A GROWTH HORMONE THAT BUILDS MUCSLES AND MAKES LOVEMAKING OUT OF THIS WORLD..LEAVES A MAN ROCK HARD FOR 6 HOURS..DRIVES THE GIRLS CRAZY..

1702 days ago
23.

OMG!    

It doesn't seem like he is trying too hard to save his marriage. His wife and kids are in Europe and he is on his yacht (with some say Ms. Uchitel "she's a ho")

1702 days ago
24.

miss dancer    

What do you give the man that has EVRYTHING ???
ANSWER: penacillin

1702 days ago
25.

PolarBear    

Puts Tiger in a new light realizing that the creature on the golf course is just an obsessive, self-centered undeveloped warped little boy who can't grow up and who harms and uses others like they were no more important than candy wrappers at the 10th tee. Very creepy!

1702 days ago
26.

PolarBear    

Once the first PGA tournament of 2010 kicks off, Tiger's personal realizations will begin to hit hard. This week he enjoys his last days being a reclusive flake. The legal team battles will be alarming, though for all intents and purposes, Tiger has already lost every point. The little boy will seek hero worship on the golf course, and the gallery is going to show him no such thing (understatement).

1702 days ago
27.

Janet    

How about a picture of his lips puckerd with a caption reading "Tiger Kisses His Life Goodbye". Or "Tiger Opens a Whore House in Nevada" oh, I mean, "Tiger Rents Out a Place to House His Ho's".

1702 days ago
28.

babe1973    

Hey no9
There is a different between adultery and child abuse. Seriously get a life. The guy is a human being who did whatever he wanted. You guys are making it sound like he is the only man on earth who was ever unfaithful. Seriously???? you make me sick to think that you all get a kick out of ruining someone's life.
Tiger is a Golf God. And that's all you need to know. The rest is not your business.
Happy bday Tiger. Some people are still sane enough to support you.

1702 days ago
29.

Buster    

Uncalled for TMZ. I am sure you think child molester jokes are funny but they are not.

1702 days ago
30.

exhusjams    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fybl0U2E7Fk

Hope Tiger doesn't end up like this guy LOL

1702 days ago
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