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Happy 34th Birthday, Tiger Woods!

12/30/2009 12:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

What do you get the man who had everything?

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61.

stonecold    

First of all #63, you show your stupidity by saying that free, unprotected sex, which is what Tiger did, is perfectly OK. Ever hear of a disease called AIDS?

Secondly, you illustrate your idiocy by using the word "haters."

Finally, I'm sure a job at Walmart or Home Depot would be a huge step up for you. Actually, ANY JOB would no doubt be a big step for you.

1725 days ago
62.

WillOTheWisp    


25. Condoms.

Posted at 12:19PM on Dec 30th 2009 by Tigerless


Yep! For Sure!!!

1725 days ago
63.

I NEED REAL PROOF!!!    

Happy birthday Tiger!!! I hope you and Elin work through the marriage and be a happy family again. Not only she's beautiful, but also a good woman, wife, and mother. Those bimbos aren't worth you losing your family! Go and fight for Elin and your family!

1725 days ago
64.

juniper    

what to get tiger for his b day... thats easy... more BALLS, golfers always can use more balls, and sheen is a freak, and his wife is still shaking from his testostorone levels maybe he is bi polar cbs get sheen a medical check up

1725 days ago
65.

Avery    

He deserves nothing but a swift kick in the ass.

1725 days ago
66.

SHIREE    

Elin must be held accountable for her actions!!! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE is never justified....even by a woman scorned!!!!

If it were the other way around and Tiger had discovered that she had been unfaithful and took a 9-iron to HER FACE, he would be in jail right now!!!

Sign the petition below to show your support. THE HYPOCRACY MUST STOP!!!!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/arrestelinnordegren/

1725 days ago
67.

Jeff    

Some of you people are creepers! Tigar has one life he needs to live it like he likes. If he wants to have 100 women so be it.

If his wife finds out she has one life too she can make a choice. Tigar is a young guy playin golf his entire life. I can't blame him if I were in his shoes I might be in the same situation.

There is a song '99 problems and a bitch ain't one" If she leaves oh well. Sad but he won't be the first, just because it is Tigar it is a big deal.

Get over it ain't no big deal married guy cheats on beautiful wife. Hum how many of you guys haven't cheated on your wives?

If you got anything going then woman will want you. Human nature takes it from there.

1725 days ago
68.

Avery    

SHIREE: You're an idiot. You just believe everything you hear without researching the facts. Their is absolutely no proof that Elin beat Tiger with a golf club. But their is proof that Tiger was drinking and on sleeping pills and hit a tree and a fire hydrant. And Escalades' doors lock audimatically when the car is running. Tiger himself said Elin acted courageously from the vehicle. If she wanted to hurt him she would have broken the drivers side window! Elin's friend, tennis player Lyndsey Davenport even spoke out against the false allegations against her but nobody said anything about that because the made it up story was more sensational for the comics and media. So please use your energy trying to help REAL victims and quit defaming the innocent!

Pragmatic: Please don't get married. Tiger made a vow to his wife. It is wrong on every level to lie, cheat, betray and use a women for "image". It's about having integrity and not being a complete phonie. Their are consequnces for that. Call it karma, what goes around comes around or we reap what we sow!

1725 days ago
69.

stinky mcgee    

Best thing to get him is a gift certificate to the clinic.

1725 days ago
70.

UGGGGHHH    

buy him a lie detector machine. That's the only way he will TELL THE TRUTH.

1725 days ago
71.

Jessica    

some Lysol... from what I've heard, he has a lot of sanitizing to do.

1725 days ago
72.

Colonel    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T82Ot04aqNw

Tiger should watch this like the rest of you folks and relax, take a breather and experience something you have never seen before!! I know present to you - the above - lol!!!!

1725 days ago
73.

justmy2cents    

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER, I HOPE ITS A GOOD ONE & YOU GET SOME PEACE.

1725 days ago
74.

Dog    

Hey babe give me a call. I am lonely.

As you say "While the wife is away, the tiger will play".

I got a birthday present for you!

1725 days ago
75.

Audrey    

Tiger Woods is the dumbest man in the world.

Why would you give up your beautiful wife and two adorable children for some fame hungry whores????.....they just go after rich celebs.....

1725 days ago
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