Gravity Beats Down Michael Lohan

I guess Kate Major has decided to ignore all the rest of the burned bodies laying around from Mikey's past relationships. Oh well. Good luck garnering sympathy when he attacks you!

TMZ wehy the hell are you even wasting space on this nobody jail bird? He hasn't done any thing worth reporting on except show the world what an a*ss wipe he is

Please dont give this a$$ anymore air time.

TMZ- You do know that the girl with Coke-han is Kate Major, right? Having the 2 biggest douches on your resume is quite impressive.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww she has sex with him.

To be a paparazzi would be depressing. To be a paparazzi assigned to cover Michael Lohan ice skating must make you want to suck a tailpipe.

Did his face survive?

please stop reporting on him.

TAURUS
January 13, 2010

You can get quite a lot done if you put your mind to it today, so make sure that you're paying attention to everything around you and enjoying the flow that wells up from deep below.

Hey TMZ thanks for looping the clip!!!

I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE IS DATING HIM! GROSS!

What a complete and utter douche! He fell no big deal but he has to make up excuses as to why he fell. What a foolish idiot!

Don't follow this guy anymore, okay?

Lol he sucks at everything.

I would be more than happy to give him a tattoo...with both my fists in both of his eyes,an i roll around in a wheelchair!