Miranda Kerr's ASSistant

I used to like Miranda Kerr. But ever since she started dating Orlando Bloom, suddenly she started looking so thin, emaciated. Earlier she used to look really pretty, very sweet. But now she looks like a cocaine addict. Maybe all that intercourse with Orlando has taken a toll on her health.

Wow. Pulling a bikini out of someones asscrack. What a job.

I can't think of a single thing to say right now except
Daaammmmnnnnn.

I want that job.... I'LL PAY !

Your doing it wrong.
Use your teeth please.

Anorexic!

Oh she is used to getting the finger..ask Orlando..just another day on the beach ya'll.

She looks nasty! How I wish we would stop loving the starving girl look. She looks like she was in Schindler's List. Eat a burger or two please. Skin and bones looks unhealthy and is not cute.

LOOK CLOSE....CLOSERRRR..CHECK THE SHIEET STAIN ....SWEET..........YOU CAN HAVE THAT JOB!!!!

Ummm, I hope the assistant has the common sense to wash her hands.

"Working your way up from the bottom isn't always a bad thing."

Stupid comment. I'll bet she just loves picking bikini out of some stick girl's ass.

Could someone please bring her a sandwich or ANYTHING to eat? She's above average looking for a skinny broad, but a bit too anorexic for me.

She is the most beautiful model.

Too skinny. Creepy lookin'. I'm thinking anorexia or bulimia.

torture