Rachel Uchitel -- Mistresses Have Birthdays Too

Rachel Uchislut

Come to my party. It's an open bra for all men.

Hey Rachel, I hit a hole in one at the put put. Will that get me in your pants?

Why does everyone feel compelled to condemn Rachel when Tiger is the jackazz who was married, took his schnitzel out of his pants, and shared it with the skanks of the world despite his vows? Whatever, haters -- like it or not, Rachel is very attractive, way sexier than that frigid cold byotch Elin, and loads of women get involved with married men. He could have said "No thanks, buttercup!" All of you -- groweth uppeth.

all of you calling her a whore , have no idea where your girlfriends or wives were before you met them , who they went down on and who they did ......... if you think you were the first then your the fool . think about that for a moment
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I know that I was not my wife's first. She knows her way around "Mr. One Eye". But what I do know is that her practice did not come by trying to extract $$$$$$$$$$$$$ out of a married man's one eye with two kids .

i didn't quite get that...... what is she????lol

112. Why does everyone feel compelled to condemn Rachel when Tiger is the jackazz who was married, took his schnitzel out of his pants, and shared it with the skanks of the world despite his vows? Whatever, haters -- like it or not, Rachel is very attractive, way sexier than that frigid cold byotch Elin, and loads of women get involved with married men. He could have said "No thanks, buttercup!" All of you -- groweth uppeth.

Posted at 9:35PM on Jan 30th 2010 by California Girl

Well, Toots, if you are married, and if not when/if that happens, and your hubbie decides YOU are frigid and cold and he trots out to find him a skanky ho to dip his pod; come back and tell us you feel the same. Did that maketh senseth to youeth?

lol@stupidity........ good one.

ANYONE NOTICE THE GUY IN THE PICTURE WITH HER HAS A WEDDING RING ON??? HER TYPE I GUESS.

116. 112. Why does everyone feel compelled to condemn Rachel when Tiger is the jackazz who was married, took his schnitzel out of his pants, and shared it with the skanks of the world despite his vows? Whatever, haters -- like it or not, Rachel is very attractive, way sexier than that frigid cold byotch Elin, and loads of women get involved with married men. He could have said "No thanks, buttercup!" All of you -- groweth uppeth.

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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE (TO BE A WHORE) CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

lol@stupidity --- I LOVE your comments, keep the wit coming! LOLOL!

We are condemning both Rachel and Tiger. It just so happens that this attention whore will vanish so she must deal with the heat from the TMZ boards. If Tiger's face is up on a new post, he'll get the same treatment.

just what in HELL did they fill those lips up with?!?!? gross. hey don't warn the stupid whore what she's looking like, she/he might actually TRY and look human. we wouldn't want that.

Remember that while this women may be loathed by all, thanks to Gloria Alred, she walked away with over 1 million dollars. The only work she will be doing for the next few years is working on her dark tan.

Her family and friends must really be proud of all her accomplishments.