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Rachel Uchitel -- Mistresses Have Birthdays Too

1/30/2010 4:34 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods' main woman he's not married to, Rachel Uchitel, celebrated her birthday in West Palm Beach, Fla. last night.

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Uchitel partied it up at Pistache, a French bistro that we're told is run by a Uchitel family friend.

Rachel had originally planned a big bash at a Palm Beach club -- but opted against it when word got out.

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106.

Mike    

Her face looks like a old Coach purse. Just another jump off to any guy with some bucks!

1693 days ago
107.

sam    

no doubt she will party that money away and be left with nothing in a few years unless she strikes another married celebrity again which seems to be her M.O.

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108.

Ben    

112. lol@stupidity........ good one.

Posted at 9:56PM on Jan 30th 2010 by dirty diana

118. lol@stupidity --- I LOVE your comments, keep the wit coming! LOLOL!

Posted at 10:28PM on Jan 30th 2010 by go away rachel

Doing my best; and thank you very much...:D Just trying to understand the concept between tuna everyday, or eating my own limbs; I choose the latter...lol!

1693 days ago
109.

fit    

I don't understand something, why is everyone calling her a whore? or is it just you fat ugly females who cant get or keep a man calling her names? She isn't the one who took marriage vows. She is single, and if a man goes after her and for whatever reason she is interested she can go for him. Again, she is single, so unless she actively persued Tiger a known married man, she is no more a whore then any other woman who dates men. So to the fat ugly girls in here, suck it up, you're just jealous. Only one woman can call her a whore and that's Tiger's wife. The rest of you lose some weight or something.

1693 days ago
110.

Ben    

126. I don't understand something, why is everyone calling her a whore? or is it just you fat ugly females who cant get or keep a man calling her names? She isn't the one who took marriage vows. She is single, and if a man goes after her and for whatever reason she is interested she can go for him. Again, she is single, so unless she actively persued Tiger a known married man, she is no more a whore then any other woman who dates men. So to the fat ugly girls in here, suck it up, you're just jealous. Only one woman can call her a whore and that's Tiger's wife. The rest of you lose some weight or something.

Posted at 11:37PM on Jan 30th 2010 by fit

AGAIN, I wish your moronic self would explain why you think that simply because some women (and alot of men; myself included) find this hairy humpbacked tranny UGLY AS ALL HELL!!!! AND just HOW the hell do you know any one of these women posting here are 'fat'? What the hell does their weight have to do with a damned thing anyone is discussing here? We can ALL plainly see this greasy, tuna-scented, sperm factory POS is as ugly as all hell, so that is explainable. YOU, on the other hand, can't see a single person on here posting, so perhaps it's YOU who's sitting there; a fat slob; wallowing in your own filth and smelling of your own urine....maybe? perhaps? probably? Oh, and by the way...STFU!

1693 days ago
111.

Jennifer    

Someone said they thought Tiger AKA Cheetah is a good person who just lost his way. What a blubbering bleeding heart; what BS. Tiger had at least 20 mistresses, porn star girlfriends, prostitute "lovers," and who knows how many one-night stands! That's not "losing his way." That's just deliberate depraved behavior. He has no respect or love for his wife Elin, and she needs to get as far away from him as possible. Moving back to Sweden would be an excellent move.

He cheated on a beautiful woman like Elin, the mother of his children, for ugly (like him) sleazebags. Yuk. If Elin is smart, she will end their marrage ASAP! If he didn't give her some incurable sex disease already, he will get around to it.

1693 days ago
112.

fit    

AGAIN, I wish your moronic self would explain why you think that simply because some women (and alot of men; myself included) find this hairy humpbacked tranny UGLY AS ALL HELL!!!! AND just HOW the hell do you know any one of these women posting here are 'fat'? What the hell does their weight have to do with a damned thing anyone is discussing here? We can ALL plainly see this greasy, tuna-scented, sperm factory POS is as ugly as all hell, so that is explainable. YOU, on the other hand, can't see a single person on here posting, so perhaps it's YOU who's sitting there; a fat slob; wallowing in your own filth and smelling of your own urine....maybe? perhaps? probably? Oh, and by the way...STFU!


Posted at 11:41PM on Jan 30th 2010 by lol@stupidity



Did your husband cheat on you too? LMAO

1693 days ago
113.

Ben    

Did your husband cheat on you too? LMAO

Posted at 12:12AM on Jan 31st 2010 by fit

Um, listen numbnutz...read my post again..s-l-o-w-l-y...I'm a guy. You obviously have the attention span of an anus lesion, so I won't say too much so you don't get a nosebleed, but settle down and read; reeeeeeallllyy slowly so it'll not hurt you too much..mkay?

1693 days ago
114.

lili    

Uglitel is about as classy as Tila Tequila, two cheap arse low class, gold digging hos.

SKANKS! What goes around comes around, hos!

1693 days ago
115.

I NEED REAL PROOF!!!    

127. 126. I don't understand something, why is everyone calling her a whore? or is it just you fat ugly females who cant get or keep a man calling her names? She isn't the one who took marriage vows. She is single, and if a man goes after her and for whatever reason she is interested she can go for him. Again, she is single, so unless she actively persued Tiger a known married man, she is no more a whore then any other woman who dates men. So to the fat ugly girls in here, suck it up, you're just jealous. Only one woman can call her a whore and that's Tiger's wife. The rest of you lose some weight or something.

Posted at 11:37PM on Jan 30th 2010 by fit

To all those who keep saying that the women on this site dissing that SKANK are fat and jealous women, you're ALL pathetic and stupid! Before opening up your big fat mouth, make sure you know who we are first before generalizing us! Sorry to burst your bubbles, I'm NOT fat or jealous of that SKANK! I don't want to brag, but I happen to be very attractive and skinny with a high education, who works for one of the 500 fortune companies in the bay area, CA and also has dated 2 intelligent guys, one going to grad school at Stanford and the other a millionaire, himself! So I highly doubt I'm jealous of that old, nasty, fake tan she-male!

Also, I doubt the women on this site who hate that HO are whores! I'm not a whore, never was and never will! If you think that HO is attractive, that's your opinion, but honestly, she looks like those typical girls with blonde hair that has fake tan, fake extensions, fake lips filled with botox, etc.! NOTHING about her says natural at all! That's not beauty cause everything is PLASTIC, NOT EVEN REAL!

ALSO, YES TIGER IS AT FAULT FOR PURSUING THAT SKANK, BUT SHE COULD HAVE SAID NO ALSO! DON'T JUST PUT THE BLAME ON TIGER! SHE KNEW WHO HE WAS SINCE SHE WORKED AT CELEBRITY CLUBS, SO I DOUBT SHE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS MARRIED! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD FROM HER FRIENDS, SHE'S A CELEBRITY WHORE!!!

TO LOL@STUPIDITY: I LOVE ALL YOUR COMEBACK COMMENTS AT THE ONES GENERALIZING PEOPLE ON THIS SITE...KEEP THEM COMING!!!

1693 days ago
116.

Susan    

Fake tan, fake lips, fake nose, fake boobs....all phoney just like she is on the inside.

1693 days ago
117.

Ben    

All are welcome. Never did get a straight answer from that azznard, so I'm guessing either 1) his mommy made him get off her computer 2)he ran out of quarters at the prison and they made him go to bed...or 3)he enjoys the scent of dead fish; 'mudflaps' always showing in those crusty stretchpants this beast is always wearing, AND he's very likely to his 'date' farting and flying out the window when he gives her a little nip; rather like this fake POS pukatel chick. On that note, (Geez, I'm kinda gross, huh?...lol) Off for bed. Sleep well all.

1693 days ago
118.

Stupididy at its best    

Just put two photos side to side of this tranny Uglitel and Elin and you will easily understand why Tiger has eyes issues !!!
Tiger dude WTF were you thinking ? You said you wanted to leave the mother of your kids for THAT !!!!!! I hope this is not true because you are a desperate case. She's a WHORE and nothing else.
I thought you were smarter and stronger than falling for this kind of stupid bitch. You need help for sure. Regroup because your children need a healthy father not someone who takes Ambien and spends most of his time in strip clubs or bars or night clubs.

1693 days ago
119.

Laney    

Reply #133 "lol@stupidity"


I am a woman and I love your raw humor. I woke up at 4am TEXAS TIME biaatches and couldn't sleep.I read a few comments and then yours. You made me laugh with your hilarious creative insults. I dont think you are gross nor raunchy. Intuitively, I think you are intelligent and expressive. People think that when you use raw insults like that you are dirty, trashy, whateves....I am smart and I know that you are passionate about morals and ethics. I like that about you Sir.

keep up the funny routine. You made many folks smile today.


later.

p.s. I am very horny and do NOT repeat do NOT have mud-flaps and I do NOT reek like smelly fish. feel free to smell me ;x

1693 days ago
120.

Fred Farkel    



My friggin GAWD, Uncle Fred has been away for a week and come back to all this damnnnn bickering???

Let me please mediate.

If there is one thing in life I know, it's that women of good character will ALWAYS compliment another woman on her attributes... despite her perceived failings.

To this end... kindly allow me to suggest that Mr FIT is correct in his assumptions.

IN my world... the HOTTEST looking women DO NOT EVER speak poorly of other women.

Why, you ask??

Because.

Well.

Uh...


There's just NO NEED to do so.





Or in other words... it unfortunate that **some** women simply:

C annot
U nderstand
N ormal
T hinking

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