Melissa vs. Joan: Who'd You Rather?

IF A POLICE TYPE ARTIST would use a photo of Ms Rivers, taken twenty five years ago and did an age advanced sketch up to 2009, it would probably reveal a very attractive woman without all that plastic. Now, if someone would invent something to clean up her foul language, we would have a perfectly lovely, age appropriate, senior citizen to match the sketch. Just a thought!

OMG...do they BOTH look artificial AND NOT in a good way at all!!! Give it up ladies...did you ever hear of TOO MUCH?

I would rather boil my pecker in hot oil...

Neither, thanks.