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Conan Launches 'Half-Assed' Comedy Tour

3/11/2010 12:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

conan obrien comedy tourConan O'Brien has announced a 30-city comedy tour -- but he's warning his fans, it's gonna be a "half-assed" performance.

As for what O'Brien will actually be doing on tour, Conan claims each show will be a "night of music, comedy, hugging and the occasional awkward silence."

The tour, which begins April 12 in Oregon, is officially titled "The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour."

O'Brien will hit major cities across the country -- and Canada -- and will even be back in L.A. on April 24.


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Better Than You    

Got my tickets this morning. I am so there.

1685 days ago


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And, according to CDC experts, while African-American women and men are often unwilling to get tested, doctors are often reluctant to discuss sexual health with their patients -- particularly with black male patients.

1685 days ago


Phooey !

1685 days ago


YEAH....sounds good, very funny twist on the legal junk thrown his way. Now if you want to see him you can and if not don't. I think it is great to have the option, otside of all that hoopla at NBC and the braindead movers and shakers....... YEAH, Conan is very funny in person, on tour, an entirely different & enjoyable experience. If you have not seen his stand up you do not know, very cool. Not NBC driven, the live appearance is a good show.

1685 days ago

capt andy    

anyone going to this lame show needs to either get a life or do the world a favor and join cory and all the other losers who are doing something good for this world..exit stage left....

1685 days ago


Good luck and bring back the gaseous wiener.

1685 days ago

Ethan Tudor W.    

Hey Conan, this is an open invite to join us LIVE in "The Neverhood" at on Monday, March 22nd at 10:00 am PST. We do a LIVE call in show and would love to talk to you about your career and the up-coming tour, shoot us an E-mail,, we just had on "Mark Lester" and "Davy Jones", feel like taking some LIVE calls for 30min??
-Ethan Tudor W.
Actor/Host of "The Neverhood" at

1685 days ago


I love it! The best name of any kind of tour period!!!

1685 days ago

Boo Hoo    

Good luck Big Red. You will need it!

1685 days ago


Cops: Dozen Bags of Cocaine Found in Girlicious Band Member's Purse

GLENDALE, Calif. — Police say a member of the pop group Girlicious was arrested after Glendale officers found more than a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse during a traffic stop.

Police Sgt. Tom Lorenz says 21-year-old Natalie Mejia was being held Wednesday in jail in the Los Angeles suburb on suspicion of cocaine for sale or distribution.

Lorenz says Mejia was a passenger in a car driven by 28-year-old Peter Asencio Tuesday night when Asencio was pulled over for speeding.

Police say Mejia had just dined at a restaurant in Burbank and was heading to the airport and late for a flight.

Lorenz says Asencio was arrested on the same drug charge. Police determined that Asencio also was driving with a suspended license.

1685 days ago


I love reading Conan's tweets, they make me laugh every time. In fact, comedians have the best tweets. Here's a good site with comedians on one page, don't even have to login to twitter to scroll thru the tweets:

1685 days ago


as long as i don't have to listen to his non funny sorry a$$....who cares

1685 days ago


trust me... it wasn't tv that stopped you from being funny...

1685 days ago


Conan comedy mashup to promote the tour:

1685 days ago

Liberian Girl    

He is still WAY funnier than Jay Leno will ever be......

Is it me or doesn't anyone see Jay always has to look at his telepromter - there is nothing spontaneously funny about him when he gets to his desk. Sure the others may have telepromters but their delivery is so much more natural and not contrived. Jay is simply not Dane Cook.

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