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Tiger Woods' Text Messages

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3/18/2010 12:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Joslyn James pulled the trigger on her website, splashing more than 100 text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her -- and the messages hit topics that include slapping, choking, three-ways and golden showers.

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The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

It's interesting ... Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don't know what she said that may have egged him on.

And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." That text is followed by "parent hood melt down :)"

And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."

For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship -- he won all three.

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211.

Rich    

Put her occupation aside. Any married man who knowingly enters into a relationship with a woman and suggests a golden shower, rough sex and a three-some needs help!

1623 days ago
212.

Cyndy    

WHO CARES????? Get a life all u haters, yall prob wish yall could be in his shoes lol. Man is effing rich, who cares where he puts his penis. This is between him and his wife now.

1623 days ago
213.

Slut    

They make a perfect couple: Tiger gets off degrading and abusing women, and she has so little self-respect that she's okay with being treated that way -- and by a married man. YUCK. Tiger, you're a disgusting pig.

1623 days ago
214.

kelly    

wonder why her text messages are not showing?? She probably told him to talk dirty to her.. she is a freaking porn star that's what she is into.. Yeah he is a guy.. all that talk probably turned him on.. She knew what she was doing. and knew one day shw would use these texts.. how the hell did she save 200 text?? why would she?? got you thinking?? we all know Tiger cheated.. do we need to know more? why Hurt Elin more? this Porn B***h needs to go away and leave Tiger and Elin alone....

1623 days ago
215.

Lee    

Took me all day but I finally realized who she reminds me of, "the black widow" or the fatal attraction.

This woman is unreal and so bogus. I can't believe her lawyer is allowing this .....and yes Gloria, if you are the strings this is bad.

1623 days ago
216.

Clem    

Notice how this skanks replies were removed, she didn't have the guts to post what she was saying to Tiger, her lier I mean lawyer Gloria Alright I'll do anything for money is driving this pathetic woman, go back to making A$$ to mouth movies.

1623 days ago
217.

Jay    

GLAD she posted these, now the world can really see what a sicko freak Tiger Woods is. Like she said, THIS is the real Tiger, not some fake only being a good boy out in public for his golf tournaments and business meetings. What a FAKE this guy is, wow, he should be awarded an Academy Award for playing dual roles. The real Tiger, a cheating, lowlife sicko freak, and the FAKE Tiger, a decent, loyal honest guy! Take the kids and get the hell out of there FAST, Elin. Please read these so you know what this guy REAlly is.

1623 days ago
218.

Cebsile    

Those text messeges do not say anything aboout and love or even an "affiar" They just say you are my sex toy with readily available sex. I wish I knew what she is trying to achieve by all this. Ohh, where are her responses? why is she hiding what she was saying to him?

Just asking.

1623 days ago
219.

addictnation    

The tv Host Jane Velez-Mitchell had this woman on her show tonight--"Issues." Jane pointed out that this never really included her own texts to Tiger--only HIS!. "Issues" could not even repeat the texts because they were so graphic.

1623 days ago
220.

JohnSmith    

I wonder why he wants to choke, slap and urinate on women. He needs a psychiatrist. Is it sublimated sexism, racism?

1623 days ago
221.

hoosierlady46    

If Elin stays with Tiger after reading all this disgusting stuff she is no better than this whore... Elin needs to think about her children and not how much money she'll get from a divorce. I'm sure she won't starve if she divorces him "now".
I wouldn't let him kiss me or my children ever again . He's filth .. no telling where his mouth has been.
I wonder how long this would of continued had he not got caught. I can't imagine anyone believing that therapy has cured him. This man is sick , sick , sick ...way beyond what any rehab can do for him. I surely wouldn't want him around my daughter. Sounds like this man would do anything to anyone , just so he can get his thrills. He needs to be lock up in a mental institute.

1622 days ago
222.

positivelook    

Tiger, for the life of me what did you see in this whore? You are an intelligent fellow but you obviously were not thinking. This bitch is out to destroy you

1622 days ago
223.

sardonicus    

The other day, some sports analyst/idiot on ESPN made an ass-brained comment about Tiger's sex scandal playing out like "a Greek tragedy".

Ha! More like "a geek tragedy".
This guy has always been the Steve Urkel of professional golf...and no matter how many PEDs he injects into his bloodstream, he's still gonna be the same, nerdy guy.
I can just imagine how hilarious some of these texts would sound if Tiger was actually saying them to a woman.

"Um...excuse me, Miss...but, um...would it be okay if I...um...made a winky-tinky on your face?"

Seriously. Just think about that goofy, bucktoothed grin of his...LOL. Paging Dave Chappelle! We need skits, please!

As for Tiger's "favorite ho"...
She reminds me of Jerri Blank from that old Comedy Central show, "Strangers With Candy".
Check it, ya'll!

I'm out like Accenture.





1622 days ago
224.

barb    

You need to shut your F**king pie hole skank!! How dare you try to ruin a family like that. Let them heal and try to move on. Your jealousy makes you do this but get over it, you are just a whore that had an afair with a married man and stupidly thought that he would want a skank maggot such as yourself!!! Get real. Your should have a bit more class. Elin is full of it, maybe she could lend you some until your next rich husbandcomes along with another family you can try to ruin.

1622 days ago
225.

jodi    

His wife is obviously a money grubber if she doesnt leave him. Or maybe she likes being pissed on?
It amazes me what women will do for money.
And Tiger is a dangerous dude. Wants to piss on her and choke her?
Man, what a pervert.

1622 days ago
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