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Tiger Woods' Text Messages

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3/18/2010 12:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Joslyn James pulled the trigger on her website, splashing more than 100 text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her -- and the messages hit topics that include slapping, choking, three-ways and golden showers.

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The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

It's interesting ... Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don't know what she said that may have egged him on.

And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." That text is followed by "parent hood melt down :)"

And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."

For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship -- he won all three.

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London not England    

EVERYONE IGNORE THIS GOLD DIGGIN SLUT!

WHAT A TICK-TACKY WHORE TO POST SUCH THINGS SO SHE CAN OBVIOUSLY SCORE SOME $$$$

SLICKIN SLUT!~!
We at TEAM TIGER ARE GLAD YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO SUCKIN D!CK FOR A LIVING, AND NEVER WITH A MAN AS WEALTHY AS TIGER WOODS!

YA TWO BIT WHORE!

STUPID BITCH!

1647 days ago
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oraclesandarchetypes    

Well, with first and last names beginning with the same letter you just never know which one you're going to get. That is, 'double happieness' or 'double trouble'. I think in the case of Jesse James and Joslyn James the answer is obvious. They even share the same last name and same initial in their first names....www.oraclesandarchetypes.com

1645 days ago
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Maria    

Releasing these messages is just vicious. We didn't need to know. And, come on... Tiger didn't say anything or express anything that hasn't already been said or done since there's been a world. Anything you can think of doing sexually has already been done by somebody, somewhere, at some time in history. These women are not victims. Lesson for men everywhere, don't trust whores!

1646 days ago
4.

Jake    

Why would Gloria Allred release these messages without Joslyn's words being there? Because if we saw what Joslyn wrote, we wouldn't be so shocked. This is just erotic, sexual banter. Let's say the whore wrote, I can't wait for you to abuse me with your big blasian tool. And then tiger wrote, I want to hold you down, slap you around (with it) and choke you (with it). That doesn't mean tiger wants to beat her up or kill her. Joslyn is into porn and sexual fantasies and these messages are just fantasy. I'm not saying it was OK for Tiger to cheat on his wife with these whores. I'm saying that one-sided messages like this can be misleading and we shouldn't draw conclusions based on a whore's text messages, whose career is all about kinky sex.

1645 days ago
5.

stonecold    

Tiger = POS.

1644 days ago
6.

RAP    

TIGER had fun and he had everyone fooled. And he ain't through yet!
I feel like a relapse is coming.

1644 days ago
7.

ANDREA    

FIRST OF ALL.LEAVE HIM AND HIS FAMILY ALONE.HE CHEATED SO WHAT.HE IS NOT THE FIRST AND WONT BE THE LAST.EITHER SHE TAE HIM BACK AND KEEP THEIR LIFE PRIVATE.HE DONT OWE U NOTHING.JUST PLAY THE GAME U LOVE (GOLF).PRAY,PRAY,PRAY....THANKS

1643 days ago
8.

John    

Nice of TMZ to post a link to the website where these texts are posted that makes McAfee SCREAM: Don't click this site it's poison. Great!

1643 days ago
9.

Jon Lynch    

Man she does need to shut up how does she know its Tigers kids,,he's justhas more money then any skum bagg she ever banged get over it Skank,,,and damit Tiger what the hell were you thinking not withthe right head thats for sure

JDL

1643 days ago
10.

Guy    

None of the mistresses were black. Am I the only one to smell a racist?

1643 days ago
11.

ktroxel    

What a ho!!! She's just mad because she got played like the ho she is. The only people I feel sorry for in this whole situation are Elin and the children. None of the text messages said "I love you" or "I want to be with you" or "Lets go out for a date". He just wanted to have sex with her and keep it well hidden so no one would know about the sex or her. Did she think the world would feel bad for her because she got played? She let herself get played. If a man is only sending you dirty text he only wants one thing. If a man is trying to conceal you from everyone that matters to him he only wants one thing. What woman with class lets all of her conversations with a man be only about sex? What woman with class and self respects lets a man hide and conceal her from everyone? Did she think because she gave it to him good he was going to want to leave his wife for her? Everyone knows you can't turn a ho into a housewife. That's why Tiger's married to a classy woman like Elin and just wanted to have sex with that ho Joselyn. He just wanted to have dirty sex with a ho so he did and from the looks of it he was quickly going to drop her because she almost had their little sex affair discovered. She just needs to shut up like the rest of the dumb ho's that got played by Tiger Woods. They're nothing but dirty, nasty, home wrecking, ho's. Also I don't think Tiger is nasty for sending those text. When you are in a serious, committed relationship sometimes its fun to send dirty text message to each other. It can keep your sex life together interesting and spicy. The only thing that offends me about it is that they were to a dirty, nasty, ho. If he sent messages like this to Elin, his wife, I would not be offended at all.

1632 days ago
12.

MARK    

has anyone seen the "actual" e-mails!? i mean the whole thing, not just the "quotes" she deems to "show". heck, i could make up some dooseies and SAY that someone posted them to me!!

1629 days ago
13.

w    

she was holding out for the cash and it didnt show up. damn tiger! I would of paid her millions to shut her up, wtf is wrong with you.

1647 days ago
14.

Rene Defourneaux    

Bring it on we eat drink and bath in filth.

1647 days ago
15.

bob    

I just read the texts, it is nothing I haven't sent to my girlfriend, and a couple of those texts looked to be direct quotes from me to my Girlfriend

1647 days ago
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