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Tiger's Lawyer -- Selling Sex Toys Is a Dil-Don't

3/19/2010 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods' lawyer is trying to do something Tiger wasn't even able to do himself -- keep the golfer's private parts out of random people's hands.

Tiger's Lawyer

TMZ has obtained a letter Tiger's lawyer sent to Pipedream Products -- the company that is selling a line of Tiger sex toys ... including blow-up Tiger sex dolls, giant condoms and a number of filthy items we won't even try to describe.

In the letter, Tiger's lawyer demands Pipedream stop selling the porno products, recall all items that have already been distributed and then destroy or dispose them "in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods."

The photos above are from a XXX store in L.A. where the dirty goods are already being sold.

A rep for Pipedream had no comment.

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sst226    

First - LMAO!! I don't care, but buyers should get all product before recalled and destroyed....these things will be priceless$$$$!!. Boycott NIKE!!

1591 days ago
32.

yeah....and?    

If this doesn't take the cake!

I just wish he wasn't a Father. I would be bustin' a gut if wasn't for that. His kids are going to find out about all of this someday, my goodness the internet will be somethin' else all together by the time they are old enough to Google their Dad.
Cringe now...

That said, I hope there isn't a thing that can be done about the Tiger line of sex toys and such.

Everything that happens to this pompus a$$ is a-okay by me.

Same for Jesse James. Reap what you sew boys! If your gonna play, then ya gotta pay!

Actually their pricks may fall off by the looks of what they tapped. Seeping, pussing, burning, pissing razor blades, blisters fall off is what I would be thinking if I was Elin or Sandra.

Oh no she didn't! I did.

1591 days ago
33.

doc murry    

he has not trademarked the word tiger,not possible and he certainly hasnt trademarked a face of a black(half black)guy..geeeezzzzzz ..nothing he can do about it.....

1591 days ago
34.

p    

Lov #22 comment!!! Tiger Woods is a loser and he really did think he could make a big comeback like other celebrites have done. Tiger is too stupid to realize being a whore with hundreds of women is DIFFERENT than getting caught with one woman and one affair. Elin is a loser too just another one of his ignorant whores or else WHY didn't she run, run, run? TMZ keep em coming!

1591 days ago
35.

FULGY    

31. he has not trademarked the word tiger,not possible and he certainly hasnt trademarked a face of a black(half black)guy..geeeezzzzzz ..nothing he can do about it.....

Posted at 9:54AM on Mar 19th 2010 by mikelost


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He doesn't own the trademark, but Tiger is trademarked.

The owners have a case against this porn company

1591 days ago
36.

AR    

You are just as stupid as the company to think that the billionaire Tiger Woods would not have his name protected and I wonder why Nike and the other companies pay him millions to use his name when they could just do it for free. It just shows the level of intelligence of some of these posters.

1591 days ago
37.

Simply Crazy Crazy    

Tiger, being African American, ought to take advantage of this. Seeing as how his golf career is going down the toilet, he should consider going into porn. Everyone knows black men are built like trees down there...

1591 days ago
38.

libertarian    

Tiger is only 1/4 black, he is half asian and bi-racial on the black side. Tiger doesn't really consider himself black, he feels more asian than either white or black.
That condom muust be a gag gift, no ones wood is that wide. Maybe it's distortion from the photo but it looks like my whole arm could fit in there!

1591 days ago
39.

jessy    

. Lov #22 comment!!! Tiger Woods is a loser and he really did think he could make a big comeback like other celebrites have done. Tiger is too stupid to realize being a whore with hundreds of women is DIFFERENT than getting caught with one woman and one affair. Elin is a loser too just another one of his ignorant whores or else WHY didn't she run, run, run? TMZ keep em coming!

Posted at 9:59AM on Mar 19th 2010 by pam


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finally someone with some intelligence..thank you PAM..I cant believe all these losers giving tiger a free ride....I hope he gets heckled right off the course..

1591 days ago
40.

jessy    

tiger does not own the word tiger you ididots,,if so then why is apple useing the word tiger for its new operating system,,duhhhhh,,you cannot trademark something like that for yourself..do you think this loser is the first person ever named tiger...umm lets see "tony the tiger".."put a tiger in your tank" exxon,,,think before you write idiot, god i hate stupid people

1591 days ago
41.

AR    

I am smart your not. You are evidently smarter than Tiger's lawyer so it's no point arguing with you. We will just wait and see what happens. I take it all the people who use the word tiger also put a picture of Tiger Woods.

1591 days ago
42.

raven    

Tiger is over...take him down boys and girls

1591 days ago
43.

jessy    

thats being a picture of tiger woods is open for interpatation..look closely its simply some black dude..with a red shirt and baseall cap..so I guess every time saturday night live does a skit on tiger he is going to sue and to take it a step further..everytime some black guy with a red shirt and baseball cap robs a store..according to you..they will go after tiger..i seriously doubt it ...NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1591 days ago
44.

ilana    

I do not want to any more about Tiger but this very funny!! Just as funny as this video!! http://tinyurl.com/ybbndjt

1590 days ago
45.

Ugh    

How about selling umbrellas for those "golden showers" Tiger likes to give/receive ???? FKN Nasty ! Do black minorities actually have any decent role models left?

1590 days ago
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