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Jesse James and His Nuclear Divorce

3/21/2010 8:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A sliver of good news for Jesse James: If Sandra Bullock divorces him, it can't possibly get as ugly as the violent break-up of his prior marriage.

Janine Lindemulder, Jesse James, Sandra Bullock

TMZ has obtained legal docs in Jesse's divorce from Janine Lindemulder. James filed several declarations, accusing Janine of various acts of brutality -- including punching him, bludgeoning him in the back of the head with a flowerpot, swinging a steel bone sculpture at him, trying to run him over with her car, socking him in the eyeball because he used her parking space, and going Naomi Campbell on him with a cellphone.

James says on one occasion, when Janine was pregnant, she began hitting and chasing him in their bedroom, and he grabbed her by the hair to hold her at bay.

Bullock will probably choose to bludgeon Jesse with a Beverly Hills lawyer.


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16.

raven    

i'm so sick about this sad turn for sandra. hang in there sandra. divorce is for sure here. elin watch this and take that tiger down where he belongs. riches to rags for him

1594 days ago
17.

ge    

do the nordegren......its a laughable dance step.(and also a laugh at her stupidity.)

1594 days ago
18.

JaundicedEye    

Sandra likes her bad boys, so that's the flip side of it. A thug is a thug.

As for Janine, what do you expect from porn star trash? Come on, the industry thought they could do the "My Fair Lady" marketing schtick with Jenna Jameson and that didn't work. We need to purge California of all these porn losers. They cost more overall than they bring in...

1594 days ago
19.

Ziggy    

Jesse James is selfish, careless and very, very stupid. Men don't think about all the innocent people they destroy when they cheat. Not only do they destroy a beautiful woman's heart, they destroy their kids' whole family structure.

He must feel like a stupid fool right now. It's like he set fire to a winning jackpot lottery ticket.

1594 days ago
20.

Interracial facial    

With James' ties to the porn industry, Sandra probably figured that she was marrying sexual royalty or a world class sex partner. But not for life as is often the case. Strangely enough, there's an obscure old school video age smut slut the spitting image of Bullock named Kirsty Waay. Google her TMZ. By the time Sandy B. initiates divorce proceedings, you can feature them as look-alikes.

1594 days ago
21.

keri    

go lawyer.... but what the hell is she gonna take... a broken heart is irreplaceable.... i'm sure she dosn't want a nazi hooker, thats probably the only thing he has that they dont share.... if she's smart she'll never talk to him again.... SILENCE is the worst punishment.....

1594 days ago
22.

ge    

Elin Nordegren will go down FOREVER as the biggest loser for thinking that that freak cares even one second for her. Hey tiger, you gonna give a golden shower on your ball on the first tee in Augusta? Just goes to show,,,,,,you can put billions in the hands of a moron,,,,,,and you still come out with a moron.Sorry to say this Elin,,,,,,,,,but your last name,,,,Nordegren,,,,,,is going to be FOREVER known as a disgrace for women.And Im a guy.

Hey,,,,,,,,,,,dont do a Nordegren.
Hey,,,,,,,,,at least I didnt do a nordegren.
I wonder if sandra Bullock is weighing her dignity.

1594 days ago
23.

Barb    

I'm sure he deserved every punch. On the other hand, she knew he was married when THEY started dating, so she knew what she was getting into. A relationship with a cheater. I'm betting she is embarrassed that she totally immersed herself in his life. Went after custody of daughter, dissing his ex in public and court and now finding the ex was right. Then saying all those things at the Oscars and then finding out he was cheating with a nut like McGee, with no condom. She is probably afraid she caught something. This is a trustbreaker like no other. She can't let him back in her life.

1594 days ago
24.

ge    

cmon tiger,,,,,,,,give us all a golden shower at the masters, right on the first tee,,,,,cmon ,tiger,,,,show us your freaky side especially to your kids,,

1594 days ago
25.

Sophia    

I am Scorpio, sneak around banging chicks and watching porn and I will whip your *ss too. I will not win, but I will put on a damn good show!!


Nobody wanted to believe Jesse was a pain in the *ss, I knew all along.I knew he was cheating behind Sandra' back, because I have a brain.

He loves his kids so much that he has put them through broken homes, three times now over P*SSY!!!

IT IS ALWAYS THE MACHO BIKER TYPES THAT HAVE THE BIGGEST, WEAKEST EGOS, AND ARE THE MOST WHIMPY AND IMMATURE.

HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN INTO NAZI CRAP AND PORN, AND OTHER WEIRDNESS, SO SANDRA KNEW THIS, SHE IS DUMB AS DIRT.

AND SHE IS GERMAN..RIDICULOUS

SHE ALLOWED HERSELF TO BE D*CK- WHIPPED BY A BIG ONE IN BED!!!
I HAVE BEEN THERE, SUCKS TO BE HER RIGHT NOW, NO AMOUNT OF MONEY CAN FIX THIS. SHE WILL HAVE TO GRIEVE THE PAIN AS I DID.

SAD.

BUT, SHE STOLE A CHILD THROUGH COURTS WITH HER FAME AND FORTUNE, NOW SHE MUST PAY THE PIPER AND JESSE MUST PAY UP SUCKER IN MANY WAYS,

JANINE'S TWITTER...PULL IT UP, IT IS FUNNY THESE DAYS!!!

MEN, DONT BE LAME AND WEAK LIKE JESSE.

WALK LIKE JESUS, BE HONEST. BE GOOD, THAT IS SEXY!~!!

1594 days ago
26.

ge    

A nordegren is a woman that sees ten or more women that her husband is bedding without protection,,,,,and still sees his GOOD side,,,,,,,Elin,,,,,,you are an embarrasment to YOURSELF.

1594 days ago
27.

keri    

TMZ is anyone worried that there is no sighting of Sandra, i know she is totally humiliated, but the word super depression comes to mind, and i know i wouldn't be in my right mind after that kind of low blow.... so just a word from her true friends would be nice, just to know that she is safe.......

1594 days ago
28.

mellow    

He will say whatever he feels like and whatever he wants to all the while dragging whatever name Bullock had left thru the gutter. She brought this on herself and her children by marrying this dirt bag. Have fun Sandra

1594 days ago
29.

Tasha    

With Jesse James pick in women, even his former ex's, would have been my clue to run and not marry this zero. History does tend to repeat itself...Maybe he can call Tiger Woods for advise!

1594 days ago
30.

Tasha    

Sandy, don't walk, RUN to your nearest Doctor and get every STD check out there. If she was smart, she would of had him tested at least twice a year during their marriage with the company he keeps or once kept. Look at his track record of ex's. All porn stars and freaks like this one!

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