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The 'Lost' Diary -- Ab Aeterno

3/24/2010 9:39 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

LostWelcome back to another edition of The "Lost" Diary.

For all you "Lost" Diary newbies, here's how it goes: I gather with a group of friends watching "Lost," writing what happens on the show as it happens, and throwing in my two cents along the way. Tonight I am watching with my old boss Jeremy and his regular "Lost" crew.

LD history for you: I still cannot remember what possessed me to write the LD for the first time. But when I did, I came to work the next day and I showed it to Jeremy. He immediately loved it and said it had to go up on TMZ. And thus, the LD was born. Along the way I have had many supporters, but Jeremy was the first. Thanks man.

Let's roll ...

9:00 -- On a scale of 1-10, how excited am I for a Richard episode? About 117,762,895,120. And a half.

9:01 -- Jacob is recruiting Ilana (who appears to be having a rough day) to protect the six candidates. We're 60 seconds in and I am seriously beyond giddy. If there was a shrink anywhere nearby right now, I would immediately be prescribed Ritalin.

9:02 -- Richard's name is Richardus? That's like finding out the most badass character on the show was really named Ben Linus.

9:03 -- "We're not on an island. We're in hell." -- Richard

9:04 -- Is Richard going to team Not Locke? Poor choice, my friend. Poor choice.

9:06 -- "If it's any consolations, it's not exactly Locke." -- Ben

9:07 -- Hurley is speaking in Spanish to the air. I miss Crazy Hurley.

9:08 -- "You're saying this guy doesn't age? And how the hell do you think that happened?" -- Lupidus. TELL ME TELL ME TELL TELL TELL TELL ME!!!!

9:09 -- It's 1867 and Richard is riding through the forest like he's trying out for the cover of a romance novel -- or, as Jeremy put it, "This has turned into gay porn." His wife is not doing well. I have a feeling Jacob will help.

9:10 -- Now he's riding in the rain. This really is a romance novel cover shoot. The room is convinced we've accidentally changed channels and are instead watching a telenovela. Que lastima!

9:11 -- Richard and the doctor have had a slight disagreement. The kind where one of them dies.

9:13 -- RIP Isabella. We hardly knew ye.

9:15 -- "I'm afraid the devil awaits you in hell." -- Priest. Thanks, Father. Much obliged.

9:20 -- Looks like Richard might be getting a second chance ... on the Black Rock, perhaps?

9:21 -- "This man is now the property of Magnus Hanso. Hope you don't get seasick." -- Whitfield. Yup, here we go.

9:22 -- "The island is guarded by the devil." -- Random Spaniard.

9:23 -- Richard and the Random Spaniard are yelling for help. Something tells me they are going to want to stay right where they are.

9:24 -- Whitfield has started killing the slaves when, wait ... what is that? It's the Black Smoke Monster's call.

9:26 -- The Black Smoke spared Richard. I am going to assume Richard's first order of business is going to be finding a new pair of pants.

9:30 -- Richard is doing everything he can to free himself from the shackles ... to no avail.

9:31 -- Richard lost his nail fighting a boar. The only thing keeping this from being "Cast Away 2" is a volleyball.

9:32 -- Richard has gone mad and started talking to his dead wife. Good times.

9:33 -- Do you think the Black Smoke Monster speaks Spanish? Not sure.

9:34 -- Someone is waking Richard up. Jacob or Man in Black? I'm gonna go MIB.

9:35 -- "I was here long before your ship." -- MIB

9:36 -- Richard just made a deal with the devil. Sucks.

9:37 -- "You're going to have to kill the devil." -- MIB to Richard. Sounds like he wants to get Richard to kill Jacob ... much like he got Ben to do it.

9:41 -- Cross that mystery off the list -- the Black Rock smashed the statue. Good to know.

9:42 -- "If he speaks, it will already be too late." -- Hmm, that's what Dogen told Sayid about killing Not Locke. Is it possible MIB isn't really MIB yet?

9:44 -- "No, I am." -- MIB. Ok, maybe not.

9:45 -- Jacob just served up a can of whoop ass to Richard and a little bit of common sense -- if Richard knows his wife is dead, why is he going around looking for her?

9:46 -- "Did you meet a man in the jungle dressed in black?" -- Jacob

9:47 -- Jacob just baptized Richard in the waters of Lake.

9:52 -- Jacob brought the ship to the island.

9:53 -- Jacob is explaining to Richard that the island is what keeps evil in. I swear on all that is sacred, I had this exact conversation with the guy who cuts my hair just like four hours ago. I'll explain more later.

9:54 -- "When they get here, their past doesn't matter." -- Jacob

9:55 -- "You can be my representative." -- Jacob

9:55-- "I never want to die, I want to live forever." -- Richard

9:55 -- "Now that ... I can do." -- Jacob

9:56 -- "If you ever change your mind, and I mean ever, my offer still stands." -- MIB. So Richard thinks that offer still stands, huh?

9:57 -- If Richard digs up that cross before this episode ends, I am docking this episode a full grade.

9:58 -- Soooooo cheesy.

9:59 -- "I've changed my mind. I was wrong ... Does the offer still stand?!?!?" -- Richard

10:00 -- "Your wife sent me." -- Hurley

10:11 -- I think we've accidentally changed the channel and we're watching "Ghost."

10:02 -- "You have to stop the Man in Black. You have to stop him from leaving the island. Cause if you don't, we all go to hell." -- Hurley

10:03 -- I think every episode from now on should include a scene with Jacob and the MIB just chilling and talking about stuff. It's always interesting.

So here is the exact conversation I had with the guy who cuts my hair today. I realize this isn't earth shattering stuff, but I think tonight's episode confirmed it all.

Jacob's entire purpose is to keep the MIB from leaving the island. Ben, The Others, Richard ... all of it is designed to serve Jacob, to serve the island -- and to keep the MIB from leaving. I don't believe the island is special in and of itself -- it is special because it can contain the MIB.

If the MIB leaves, well just imagine the Black Smoke Monster running around the streets of Los Angeles. Not good.

I love the characters of Jacob and the MIB (Not Locke doesn't count. I like the actual MIB). Sucks we only get them in island flashbacks. We need more of them.

Anyway, I give tonight's episode a C+ -- docking it a full grade as promised for the overly dramatic digging up of the cross/"Ghost" re-enactment. That whole segment stood out like a sore thumb. It didn't vibe with the rest of the episode for me at all. Still an awesome ep and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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46.

wormser    

A- it would have been an A+ if Sawyer was in it somehow.
What made the episode so exciting? MIB and Jacob (they should have their own show)
The guy killing all the slaves on the ship, how dramatic.
And the pig eating them after wards, how gross is that? Kind of like Deadwood.

1673 days ago
47.

Mos Jef    

Mos Jef Uncorks Season 6 Episode 9 "Ab Aeterno" http://bit.ly/a6zrII

1673 days ago
48.

Devin    

*ALERT*

May 4th- FINALLY, we get what we've been waiting for... a Jacob/MIB-centric episode. Mark it down on your calendars, folks.

1673 days ago
49.

Jojo    

I bet that the last scene of the series will be a plane in the distance and Jacob or Hurley or whomever the learder will be looking at the plane with the slightest smile on his/her face.

1673 days ago
50.

kvetor1    

Daniel, as much as I enjoy reading your "LD" each week and usually agree with you, I must disagree this week. I love love love loved last nights episode. This one was probably in my top two. A close race with the episode when Penny & Desmond reunite. Nestor Carbonell deserves an Emmy for this one !!! I also like the direction Hurley is going in this season, not as much of a dope as he normally is.

1673 days ago
51.

josh    

anyone notice that the black smoke dindt kill Echo either in the beginning of the series? Coincidence I think not

1673 days ago
52.

bellerina    

16. $$$ - No way did they take too long telling his story! That's what got a lot of people into Lost in the first place - the rich backstories of all the characters. I love that they're bringing that back! The sidestories have been really good too. Sure, we want answers, but that doesn't mean that Lost should change what it is as a show to give them to us. They'll get around to answering it all. In the meantime, they tell great stories, its not just all about the shock value. I was surprised by what a good actor Richard is. His story was a little bit cheesy at first but I decided just to accept and go with it and actually got really into it. Regardless, his acting was awesome I thought.

Posted at 12:39PM on Mar 24th 2010 by Love It


I TOTALLY AGREE.
when richard went to kill jacob, it seemed as if jacob didn't know who Richard was. Jacob's face looked like he was confused. So, if he was confused, is he just lying to Richard when he says, "I brought the ship to the island"?


1673 days ago
53.

I knew you couldn't handle the facts    

So they are in hell, even though the writers have been denying for years that this is some sort of Purgatory?

1673 days ago
54.

Anon    

27. I bet that the last scene of the series will be a plane in the distance and Jacob or Hurley or whomever the learder will be looking at the plane with the slightest smile on his/her face.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/24/lost-diary-ab-aeterno/2#comments#ixzz0j7Is4pH4

Love it!

1673 days ago
55.

I knew you couldn't handle the facts    

If the MIB leaves, well just imagine the Black Smoke Monster running around the streets of Los Angeles. Not good.

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Not good? I beg to differ. LA, NY and DC all need to be wiped off the map!!!

1673 days ago
56.

CrotchChakra    

overall, I completely agree with Daniel's rating of this episode. i really like the Richard character and i had HUGE expectations for this episode....but without the Jacob/MIB dialogue, I would have rated it a D.

COMPLETELY agree that the buried cross, and Hurley as the Ghost Whisperer was 100% Havarti.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THE LOST DIARY, DANIEL!!

@cedramyers LOL! after the first closeup, the eyeliner dominated every scene. =)

1673 days ago
57.

Seraf666    

The whole heaven and hell story line doesnt sit well with me. I mean people were coming and going to the island for years... PEOPLE, as in LIVING people (That British guy who just landed on the island next to our island with troops and a sub).

The producers better have a great twist at the end to make us all unlost because thus far, with all the answers I get, all I do it kill possible ends...

I NEED ANSWERS I AM LOST!

1673 days ago
58.

Saysyou    

I would give this episode an A+. I love Richard and also Jacob and the MIB. I think that Nestor Carbonell did an awesome job acting and I liked his back story. I just wish that Jacob hadn't died so we could see more of him. He might end up being the bad guy but he sure is convincing as the good guy.

Just out of curiosity does anyone know whatever happened to Vincent the Dog?

1673 days ago
59.

Saysyou    

Nestor Carbonell revealed on the "Lost" (2004) fifth season DVD extras that not only does he not wear eyeliner, mascara, or makeup of any kind to make his lashes and eyeline appear as dark as they do, but the makeup artists for "Lost" actually use concealer on his lashes and under his eyes to try to tone down the natural darkness of his eyeline. He also said that the unusual appearance of his eyes caused him to get teased and bullied when he was a child.

1673 days ago
60.

WHY??!!    

I also disagree with the C+ rating. This was an amazing episode and I might have to watch it again too! Still love your blog :)

1673 days ago
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