
When life gives you melons ...

That's what gives all women a bad name. TMZ - Pls stop doing stories on IT/HER/WHATEVER IT IS.
I think I lost count of how many times she bent over to pick up that damn pretzel....and geeze if she is really pregnant I hope they take that baby away from her..no child would want that as a mom. and I love how she uses the balloons to say she is having a boy lmao omg and she poses for the pics too
i love it!its genius!the paparazzi follow u around-even when ur just trying 2 grocery shop(annoying)so she they wanted a shot and she gave em sumthin 2 look at!it was like the ultimate **** you!i mean,its not like everyone hasn't seen her ass already!
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