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Speidi -- We've Given Ourselves Indian Names ...

3/31/2010 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Heidi Montag has altered her identity yet again -- sans plastic surgery this time -- after she and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves "true native-American names" in an effort to become more spiritual.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
So ... goodbye Heidi and Spencer ... hello White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively.

A rep for the couple tell us Spencer decided to give up his previous moniker, King Spencer, because it was "too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty. "

Instead, Running Bear claims, he and Heidi "are getting more in-tune with our spirituality ... and will be known as the name our creator has given us – our true native-AMERICAN names."


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61.

cboh    

Two idiots one cup.

1584 days ago
62.

Laney-kins    

Seriously, please, can you stop reporting on them! They really are not interesting.

1584 days ago
63.

JLS    

Just consider this for a moment--> You can utter completely nonsensical BS and get a front and center article on the TMZ website. I want that. I think I've made a mistake in life. Seven years of college and weighing each of my words not to mention studying vocabulary to assist me in life. What a waste. White Wolf and Running Bear have beaten my educated sorry ass. LMAO

1584 days ago
64.

myohmy    

For the love of God and all things that are right, please don't let them procreate!

1584 days ago
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Joann    

These two are too funny...White Wolf and Running Bear...LOL, LOL. They need to hook up with Tila Tequila and take their act on the road. White Wolf, Running Bear and Skank Whore now playing at your local mental institution.

1584 days ago
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PolarBear    

I certainly don't want to offend any North American aboriginals who certainly do carry on a spiritual existence and for whom names and life mean something authentic. But the temptation can create a shared laugh perhaps, because with this team of Heidi and The Kid, new names might be a chance to describe their true nature. Here's my suggestions:
Heidi: "Speaker of the Blonde Wisdom From Horses Rear End"
Spencer: "Little Eagle Poop Who Rolls Downhill like Stale Corn Fritter"

1584 days ago
67.

King    

Pah!

1584 days ago
68.

cookie    

Can it get more lame than this?

1584 days ago
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wendy    

i have a great idea for a drinking game. remember the "bob" newhart game?, each time his name was said, everyone drinks...ok, the hills game would be whenever a female cast touches her hair. ie: pushing the bangs out of the face, re-adjusting a pony...it's crazy, normally i never watch, but i couldn't find the remote! 51 times in 21 minutes.....REALLY! when i was there age, i was struggling with crummy jobs, a car that had duct tape holding a front headlight in place, etc. guess what?, i wouldn't have changed not 1 minute. (and we all treated each other like true friends!!!!!)

1584 days ago
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wendy    

spirituality comes from within, mind...spirit...soul, or mind........body........& soul. well, i guess not. THANKS MOM & DAD!!!!

1584 days ago
71.

Geo    

Lol...they are insane. This settles it.

1584 days ago
72.

Blue Swan    

In the spirit of native Americans, their new names will adorn an Eastern Washington State themed casino and water park.

1584 days ago
73.

stacy    

OMG! Thank you to all that commented before me. I have never laughed so hard.

1584 days ago
74.

kev the realist    

How about MORON and IDIOT, or better yet for Hollywood hype, DUMB & DUMBER

Please just go away. Don't you 2 dolts understand the world is laughing at both of you. Your 15 minuts is so over. Nobody cares, you are both losers.

Even more plastic surgery wont help. You are both pathetic wannabees

1583 days ago
75.

Darwin    

These people need to fut the shuck up.
They do not know anything about Native-american names.

"the name our creator has given us"

They are embarrassing me and I am home alone.

Now they have to give to the drum.

1583 days ago
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