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Tiger's #1 vs. Jesse's #1

Who'd You Rather?

4/13/2010 1:36 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods' alleged mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel and Jesse James' alleged mistress #1 Michelle "Bombshell" McGee both love to get their pictures taken.


Question is ...



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16.

Drew    

The world is filled with beautiful women. How many times do you get a chance to bang the tattoo woman from the circus?

1593 days ago
17.

Googie    

Neither, who knows what they carry. If a guy chooses one of them, they playing Russian roulette.

1593 days ago
18.

cassy    

If theres any justice in this world the one on the right lives to be 100, with kids that think tats are stupid .. ...

1593 days ago
19.

Quinn    

that is like asking "would you rather: have your toenails ripped off and then soak your feet in boiling alcohol or have acid bamboo shoots shot through your tear ducts."




needless to say, neither, thank you.

1593 days ago
20.

cassandra a.    

you guys have to add a neither button. they're both trash. ewwwwwwwwww

1593 days ago
21.

Q    

Wonder if Jesse still beats off to either of them? Dollars to Donuts says he's doing that nearly every night in sexual Rehab. He needs powerful visuals to release on and for, and both of these women have that ability---to bring a strong temporary arousal to release sperm for...then quickly wipe yourself off, (not them) and walk away...hopefully only releasing upon them, never in them as that would bring a lifelong disease with it, that neither of them are worth having over. The release on them actually being a sign of disgust for them. Guess Jesse only wants Beat Off material in a woman, as neither of these two can give, support, honor, nurture, nor be good mothers. Beat off material only, and then they are sent away. Far far away.

1593 days ago
22.

cici    

If I have to chose. I'll take the one without the mustache.

1593 days ago
23.

neither of these two sluts    

neither....the both look like aids carrying whores! wouldnt touch either. even hugh hefner wouldnt want these two sluts!

1593 days ago
24.

MrsCory    

I CHOOSE DEATH!! lol

1593 days ago
25.

Peter Fitzwell    

I gotta go with Michelle. I'm thinking that dirty skank will do all the things Elin and Sandra won't. Who wants a Dirty Sanchez?

1593 days ago
26.

SamIAm    

Neither they are both sluts and whores.

1593 days ago
27.

Trooper Tom    

Walking Lincoln Tunnels

1593 days ago
28.

Brat    

TMZ seriously add a neither option on these.

1593 days ago
29.

GlobalDia    

theyre both disease-infested-skanks, but at least rachel doesnt look like the side of a 1980's NYC subway car.

1593 days ago
30.

MomV4    

Please make a "Neither" button! It may win them all!!!!! lol

1593 days ago
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