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Pauly D & Vinny Soak Up the ... Ladies

4/29/2010 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Jersey Shore" tanned muscle stud Pauly D and his co-star Vinny basked underneath the glow of a bevy of bikini-clad, er, babes in Miami on Wednesday.

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Let's hope these guys used protection or they may wake up with a nasty burn.

 

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46.

kromen    

Here come the hand grenades!

1646 days ago
47.

boner    

Holy crap they all look like big fat manatees, that just rolled up on the beach to shed a layer of skin. Wow those are some big fat chicks. How did they find Bikinis big enough for them? Nasty smell between the thighs ewwwwwwww.

1646 days ago
48.

boner    

Save the whales, get rid of the big fat girls!!!!!!!!

1646 days ago
49.

6one9    

ALL these bitches ``````` are FAT!!! I've had 4 kids and look better than everyone of these fatties!! HOLLA!!

1646 days ago
50.

ARTOFWAR    

It is obvious that these oxen are not from Miami. These bovines are from parts unknown, most likely Midwestern, and or the middle lands of America.



It's a bitter sweet thing living here in
South Beach. On one hand tourist bring tons of revenue into the city.
However we the people that actually live here, are subsequently forced to have to endure the painful injury, of having to look at pasty beasts, whom have this convoluted idea that a two piece bikini is for everyone.......Artofwar

1646 days ago
51.

C    

Holy obesity. How nasty are these fat chicks? Fat chicks please stay away fromm bikinis. It is offensive. Jeez, there is less fat and cellulite at a Curves gym.

1646 days ago
52.

samantha    

To be honest, most of these "larger" gals wouldn't even so much as f.a.r.t. in these guys direction, if they weren't reality "stars". It just goes to show the allure of fame. These guys are all ugly as sin, and need to have decent bodies to carry their lackluster faces. They're all greasy, dirty, fugly, vile looking, pieces of s.h.i.t.



Yet, because they have a infamous reputation, suddently they're enticing. Truth be told, even women with low self-esteem wouldn't deign to date one of these shmucks, absent their notriety. It's all about trying to garner their fifteen minutes of fame. These idiot Jersey boys are just a conduit in which to do that.

1646 days ago
53.

enoughpickingonwomenalready    

Shame on all of you for such ugly remarks about these women.

1646 days ago
54.

ARTOFWAR    

This is for all you great world travelers that have never been off your own blocks.



South Beach-ers, do not consider ourselves Floridians.
If you've ever been to South Beach, you would all ready know this to be self evident......Artofwar

1646 days ago
55.

Jesse    

Nothing wrong with a girl who values a good hamburger. Those ladies are normal. Shoot, I tend to barf when I see naked woman's rib cage and hip bone. Better have a little padding girls. :-)

1646 days ago
56.

Dave    

Get the horses saddled Hoss!!. . .we got some loose cattle to tend with!!

1646 days ago
57.

t jam     

look at all the fatty's

1646 days ago
58.

FlamingoNut    

OK; they're not fat, they're just big boned.
Regardless, they're too big boned and should stick to a one piece.

1646 days ago
59.

Mikey    

Its like that Shallow Hal movie!

1646 days ago
60.

erinnyc    

Those are grenade launchers, not grenades. The grenades are the skinny ballistic missiles. The grenade launchers are their fat, belligerent, friends.

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