Elena Kagan vs. Chaz Bono: Who'd You Rather?

Il rather be eaten alive by a bear.

Where's the neither option? Or the, I'd rather die by festering maggots option?

why TMZ, WHY? i'm gonna have to burn my monitor now. i rather eat shards of broken beer bottles the do EITHER! we all await your apology now.

If ever there was a need for a 'neither' button, 'tis now. Please TMZ, for the love of God put a 'neither' button on these polls. Or at least a 'see results' option where you don't have to vote, but can see other's votes.

I guess this one is just for the ladies, since they're both lesbians.

Where's the neither option? Or the, I'd rather die by festering maggots option?
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Lol, I was just coming on here to post pretty much the same thing!

#1, that can be arranged by either of these two.

I'd rather inject bleach into my scrotum

NEITHER!

If I chop off all my hair and eat myself into a disgusting fat pig can I be a lesbian too?

I'd choose the option of having my testicles impaled on a fondue fork.

You couldn't PAY me enough $$$$$$$$$$!! And I do think I would rather being eaten ``` by a bear, like person #1 on the comment list!! :)

Chaz looks like Fat Bastard off Austin Powers movie....
0H BEHAAAVE......

NEITHER!!!!!!. YUCK

If Chastity is officially a man,according to Chastity's logic she's no longer gay.
Got that?

C; OR A RUNNING BLENDER!

C