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Lindsay Lohan -- The Mathematics of Freedom

5/12/2010 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ now has the specific facts and figures on Lindsay Lohan's alcohol education record, and when you do the math ... it's clear she has a problem.

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Sources tell TMZ Lindsay must come to court on May 20 and prove to the judge she has attended 13 classes.  But we're told to date Lindsay has only completed 9.

So Lindsay now has 8 days to complete 4 additional classes. 

Even if Lindsay completes the 13 classes by May 20, she still would have violated Judge Marsha Revel's specific order to attend at least one class every 7 days -- sources say Lindsay has repeatedly violated this condition.

Will Lindsay graduate Summa Cum Laude?  Will she graduate?

Stay tuned...

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61.

Ernie    

It is not nice to have to sit through a court hearing watching your child go through the criminal justice system. I hope her mother Dina gets an eye and earful. It could be the best thing for everyone involved to have a judge have to read into a family's life. They are in control and makes sure everyone knows it. There is not much talking back in a court room ... unless you want to be held in contempt. Therefore, no matter what agenda the Lohan's think they will bring to court with all their sunglasses and fancy duds, etc. they have to sit there and take it... and I hope TMZ covers it live so others can learn from this situation. It is not fun to come to court knowing you violated a court order. You... will not win. Get ready ... and hold tight, Lindsay cause some humbling is coming your way. And you know what? You deserve everything you will get. You are learning life the hard way and don't think for a minute it is going to get any better with your piss-poor attiutude. You are not different than any other substance abuser who thinks they don't have a problem. You can not get away with anything... like you thought or still think you can. You are stuck right in the middle of a system that is not going to let you go very easily unless you show some progress and change in your life. Just ask Robert Downey, Jr. Each scrap with the the system brought him deeper into a pit. It didn't get better until it got worse. And worse it gets when one lives a life of deception, lies, and sin. There is always a price to pay.

1532 days ago
62.

Aquarianne    

"Those of you that are always talking garbage about her are just jealous of her fame, fortune and good looks"



Yeah, White Oprah, you got it. We all want to be 23 and look 35, be stoned and falling down drunk 24/7, and ostracized by Hollywood.

1532 days ago
63.

nastynorm    

ITS ALL ABOUT HER BEHAVIOR.

1532 days ago
64.

greg     

71. "Those of you that are always talking garbage about her are just jealous of her fame, fortune and good looks"




Yeah, White Oprah, you got it. We all want to be 23 and look 35, be stoned and falling down drunk 24/7, and ostracized by Hollywood.




Posted at 12:43 AM on May 13, 2010 by Aquarianne



Looks like Mommy Blohan has a new name.

1532 days ago
65.

susan    

Some of the comments here are freaking sad that such insane people are free to roam the streets and site at their computer to spread hate is sickening.



The problem is TMZ, no one believes what you say anymore about Lindsay. Your stories have proven to be false, and/or misleading. If you refer back to your original entries about Lindsay last year and earlier this year you will find Judge Revel gave Lindsay until July to complete her classes. If, as you say she has 4 to go then she is ahead of schedule. You can say as often as you like Lindsay is going to jail but saying it won't make it happen, haters vile comments won't make it happen. Lindsay is in compliance.



For those people who say Lindsays family are posting here, you need serous help because that is exactly what you are doing, using multiple names to spread your poison about a girl you don't know. I've seen your remarks on other sites and they are verbatim! Sick and sad.



1532 days ago
66.

greg     

CASE CLOSED MOMMY BLOHAN.KEEP WRITING ABOUT YOUR SKANK ASS DAUGHTER UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES

1532 days ago
67.

Jay    

She has violated her probation by being in places that sell alcohol and being in an area where drug users congregate (clubs, bars). That is the very clear probation violation she has committed. Look back at the court docs these terms are clearly stated.



Thats why TMZ needs to be up her a$$ about.

1532 days ago
68.

Jen    

This chick will end up getting another little slap on the wrist, the way all Hollywood does. Celebrity Justice should be a division of the LAPD because we all know they are treated differently. It's pathetic and an insult to all of us "regular" people who consistently get ass-raped for minor infractions. Celebs can drink & drive and get 89 minutes in jail for it - right Pamela Bach???

1532 days ago
69.

Sarah    

Please just put her in jail.... seriously. Then, at least, we can take a nice little break from hearing about the trainwreck that is her life, and she'll finally be free of the paps that she finds so annoying....
And, perhaps, I might regain a small sliver of faith in our judicial process....

1532 days ago
70.

orel    

WHY WOULD U WANT TO SEE SOMEONE IN JAIL?? JUST TO GET THE EXCLUSIVE?? WTF!! DON'T U WANT CANCER OR AIDS IN SOME OTHER CELEBRITY SO U CAN HAVE MORE VIEWERS TO UR WEB PAGE?

1532 days ago
71.

Jay    


"60.... What's the sense? Why not just go to 4 classes on one day and the rest of the month off? She's the type that thinks she has to study for blood test."




There are guidelines for most programs that prevent junkies like LL from being able to blow off all of her probation required classes and then make them up days before the progresses hearing. Usually you cannot attend more than 1 or 2 a week so that this does not happen or everyone would blow them off and then try to do 5, 6, 7 ,8 or how many other classes they need not to violate within a short time period.

1531 days ago
72.

john smith    

Hey Morons, retards and rednecks, Linsay is looking better than she has in years and obviously has her life going better, you tards that want her to OD are sick, she does'nt do drugs anymore and is looking great.

1530 days ago
73.

Rebecca    

I suppose when I'm famous, I'll curiously troll the tabloid websites to see what they say about me. Why not? If Dina really does look@and post on this website, I just want to know why you let your underage daughters party all night at clubs? They are photographed doing this, you know what Lindsay went thought, it was publicly exploited all over and STILL you excuse her behavior.



Michael Lohan, you ARE a waste of space. You don't have the ability to conservator yourself, let alone another human life. Jaime Spears got his act together and left his demons behind. He might not have been the best father to Britney growing up, but he's really stepped up to the plate. You are a media whore.



Can't wait to see Dakota partying it up with Mama Lohan and his big sisters. You're just a poor white trash family from Long Isalnd, (Like many, and I should know being from L.I. yet, not white trash) with a golden ticket child that you rode like a show pony through Hollywood. And now that pony is long past post time, and any talent she might have had is being totally wasted.



She can be the next big comeback kid, or she can be the next Corey Haim. Natural causes my ass, you're ****ing 39 years old. The choice is hers. Lindsay can make all the excuses in the book, but she knows she's ****ing up, and Dina knows too. She caused this problem partying it up in the clubs with her underage daughter. Take a page form any number of actors who wasted talent with drugs, but pulled themselves out of their messes. She's young, she can still do it, and I really hope she does because she really did have talent. I really love Mean Girls, (although Tina Fey's writing is also phenom) and her remake of The Parent Trap, although I dislike remakes, was surprisingly cute.



Until that time, she is fodder for my comedy, she is there for us to laugh at because she has become a joke.



Good luck Lindsay
You're gonna need it.

1530 days ago
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