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Lindsay Lohan -- Everything's Ducky

5/16/2010 11:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If you hear Lindsay Lohan tell it, everything couldn't be going better -- she says she's making up traffic school like crazy ...  even though she's been in New York and now she's on her way to Cannes.

As TMZ first reported, Lohan has completed nine traffic school classes out of the required 13. Her DUI progress report hearing is Thursday and she's in France.

Lohan, who is clearly living in the world of denial,  says she needs a few more weeks to fully complete her traffic school obligations.

The judge has made it clear -- Thursday is D-day, and if she is in violation of probation LiLo is going to jail.  And, if Lindsay is shy of 13 on Thursday, the judge will almost certainly issue a warrant for her arrest if she doesn't show up for court.


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Dirty, nasty skanklike, drug addicted, drunk whore who can't get her life back on track... she'll be the perfect California prison inmate...........

She better put on the performance of a lifetime when she is standing in front of the judge.

1589 days ago


Hoezay, honey, take a Valium and stop reading TMZ or at least stop reading the comments on Lohan stories; it obviously stesses you out. Keep in mind: this is not the op/ed section of the New York Times, it's only TMZ. I can't speak for the others, but I go to TMZ (tv and internet both) for a little respite from the real news of the day which, unfortunately, usually involves death and mayhem and lots of horrible stuff. TMZ is sort of like going out for a drink after a hard day's work. We're just lettng off a little steam, Hoezay. Lighten up!

1589 days ago

yeah right    

Nice to see Lindsay's vocabulary skills are so uhm outstanding. Uhm I am off to see uhm Lindsay right now uhm, well maybe not, uhm. Well uhm, gotta go uhm, Bye

1589 days ago

LA Native    

Lets see what they make of her in France this year....they're not so tolerant of fools there (with the exception of Jerry Lewis).

1589 days ago


TMZ, you are trying too hard to get Lohan jailed. Let the judge handle the case, and keep the champagne on ice until a decision is rendered. I couldn't care less whether or not Lohan goes to jail, but your constant reports of her alleged alcohol program violations -- along with the sword of Damocles you delight in dangling over her head -- have me wondering if your staff should be detained overnight pending a psych. evaluation.

I have very little sympathy for Lohan. Hollywood handed her the brass ring and she tossed it for a life of partying and excess. If jail time forces Lohan to clean up her act, then so be it. In the meantime, TMZ, secure the hounds. You are salivating over the prospect of her incarceration. It also seems that you are attempting to influence the court's decision, even though you know a reputable judge will never pander to public opinion. Your coverage of this story is greasy. I like you better when you report on "white" Tim Duncan and similar historically significant personalities.

1589 days ago


Dear Lindsay,

I am glad to see news about you on TMZ every day.
I don't think you will go to jail.
I would like to give you a furry hug.

800 Pound Gorilla

1589 days ago


"Compliance more than ever" ?

Does this mean she is doing it more so now because she knows what happens if she doesnt? Does she think that being in "Compliance more than ever" is going to save her.
The big question I ask is. Did she do this interview in hopes the Judge will see it and go easy?. Lets hope not. The Judge is a little more intellegent to be swayed by this BS.

1589 days ago


yeah right they all lie.....

if that was true then you have the right to sue

why aren't ya taking them to court? Cali by far has the easiest slander laws...

wait because you cant prove it...

because you went twice this week you can say you never more been in compliance....

stop blaming TMZ and your Dad... your the drug using whore.... you don' even have a bed..

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Trying to hard? ok whatever. So they are making her drink and do drugs too?

TMZ isn't even the one following her the most. sounds like you need to go back to bed so your little brain and sleep...

1589 days ago


As long as TMZ continues to put stuff out there about this drunk/addict it continues to perpetuate her species!! This is a has been actress who doesn't want help, doesn't think she needs help so stop talking about her. She was raised by lousy parents, has a sister who is a thief, a brother that is going to turn out just like his sisters and one older brother that seems to be the only one in her family that has his crap together. She knows the difference between right and wrong and continues to screw up. Don't feel a bit sorry for her. Stop putting her out there and maybe she will clean up her act once she sees not one person cares about her.

1589 days ago


Dorhina: I'm impressed! Articulate. Coherent. Cogent. And free of typos! Did you get to TMZ by mistake? I will look for your name in the're a nice change of pace around here.

1589 days ago



Sorry about misspelling your name; it IS an unusual one, yes?

1589 days ago


What's so bad about this is that she won't complete the classes by Thursday and nothing will be done to her. The judge will give her additional time to complete them because her atty will tell the judge she had to go to Cannes per her contract to prompt whatever movie she's supposely in. What an example she is setting for others..I'm a movie star so I don't have to abide by the laws the rest of you people do. Also I thought she wasn't suppose to be out drinking and I believe for the last several months she's been on TMZ coming out of numerous clubs and didn't appear to be sober at all..but again nothing will be done to her for that violation of her probation. What a sham our justice system is that let people like her off time and time again just because they are movie stars.

1589 days ago


I've been an inmate at CA Folsom for 4 years, I can't wait for that sweet little honey to get locked up. I'll be the first one to welcome her to showers, my big back tongue and all, ummmm ummm, I can't wait to get me some of that... I"m gonna roll her over and get her hoochy all nice and warm, yumm yumm, she's going look good walking around my cell block...

1589 days ago


You have got to be kidding. This girl is over the edge. Talk about denial.

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